competition thread: WHO KNOWS MORE COPS?

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah, problem up here is you've got dealers selling it in schools and shit. It's popping up in schools and clubs and not only are the labs the problem... its the fact that its being distributed so much that the usage is going up.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Oregon became the first state to mandate that drug stores, etc. had to keep any and all medication containing sudephenedrine (i.e. Sudafed and the like) behind the counter and you needed to get a prescription to buy it.

THAT'S how insane some places in the country have gotten to be.

 

[dorian gray]

i think meth labs are hilarious. that is until taxpayers foot the bill for the explosions, emergency room visits, plastic surgery, drug rehab, law enforcement. you get the picture. theyre still kinda funny though.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

i think meth labs are hilarious. that is until taxpayers foot the bill for the explosions, emergency room visits, plastic surgery, drug rehab, law enforcement. you get the picture. theyre still kinda funny though.

minus the part about you thinking it's funny, I totally agree

oh wait, that means I don't agree

 

[dorian gray]

i remember hearing how pissed off people were that they had to ask a pharmacist for OTC sudafed because of fucking meth-makers. fortunately i dont use the stuff

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah. nothing funny about that shit. Even the RC druggies know that those drugs are BAD FUCKING NEWS

 

[dorian gray]

minus the part about you thinking it's funny, I totally agree

oh wait, that means I don't agree

theyre funny here because we're talking about absolute hilljacks. the kinda people who made moonshine back in the 1920s. theyre always on the news, white, scraggly hair, no teeth, you get the idea

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

i think meth labs are hilarious. that is until taxpayers foot the bill for the explosions, emergency room visits, plastic surgery, drug rehab, law enforcement. you get the picture. theyre still kinda funny though.

Yea thats another serious problem. Plus anywhere a meth lab has been, even if it hasnt exploded, essentially becomes a hazardous waste area upon discovery, resourcesthen have to go into sterilizing the area.

 

[dorian gray]

people wasting other peoples time/money = good times right there

 

[NAD]

Meth labs are EXPLOSIVELY hilarious. All kinds of them out in the desert and yeah, the term hilljack is meant for these types of people.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Yea thats another serious problem. Plus anywhere a meth lab has been, even if it hasnt exploded, essentially becomes a hazardous waste area upon discovery, resourcesthen have to go into sterilizing the area.

that's actually the WORST part

I mean, it's one thing to fuck your own shit up in the present, but to fuck up an entire area for the next several generations, I mean, jesus christ

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

see, around here, it's all types.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

yeah. nothing funny about that shit.

Yes there is. Meth-heads often feel compelled to collect shiny things (especially shiny rocks). I find that very amusing.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

While on Meth, meth users can be amusing. They can be off the wall too. I once knew a guy who burnt his house down because he was convinced there were cameras inside of his air vents and smoke alarms.

 

[dorian gray]

are you serious? that IS funny

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah. I've seen them attack random people for whatever reason.

 

[dorian gray]

ive never seen a meth user in real life i dont think

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Dead serious, he said he was tweaking for something like 5 straight months, rediculous. In rehab he said he met a guy who glued hundreds of mirrors facing out to the inside of all his windows, then attempted to make a bomb shelter in his living room by tunneling down. Apparently the neighboors complained after days of hearing him destroying the room with sledgehammers and chainsaws.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I only ever see the ones who live in the alleys and dumpsters and under the train stations near all the bars/show venues I go to.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Dead serious, he said he was tweaking for something like 5 straight months, rediculous. In rehab he said he met a guy who glued hundreds of mirrors facing out to the inside of all his windows, then attempted to make a bomb shelter in his living room by tunneling down. Apparently the neighboors complained after days of hearing him destroying the room with sledgehammers and chainsaws.

I take it all back.

There IS humor involved here. Holy LOFL batman.