competition thread: WHO KNOWS MORE COPS?

[AsModEe]

I already know 2 cops, and 3 of my friends are becoming cops.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

2 of my friends attempted to become cops but they failed those interview/test things. Fuckin' dorks.

 

[AsModEe]

they suck

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I know 1 cop, and of all the cops I know, 1 of them are corrupt. What does this tell me?

that you associate with assholes?

 

[JayKeeley]

Haha....what the hell is "Poop Warfare"??

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

What I've been training for over the past 48 hours?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

your war against christianity. You took a shit on a holy site.

 

[JayKeeley]

your war against christianity. You took a shit on a holy site.

Haha, my trip to Mount Sinai. OK now it all makes sense.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Haha, my trip to Mount Sinai. OK now it all makes sense.

yeah. The steaming loaf, the roll of shitwad on top of a guy with some tablets...

 

[JayKeeley]

I even did it in some shade so it wouldn't dry out too quick in the sun.

 

[lizard]

maybe the turds are still up there; some archaeologist is like, "hmmm, these could be the turds of moses! Eureka!"

 

[JayKeeley]

Imagine if he makes money selling them on eBay?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S HOLY SHIT!!!

hahahaha. JAYKEELEY MESSIAH!!!!!

 

[JayKeeley]

I even wiped with a torn up empty Marlboro box. If a Marlboro box is included, then you know it's the real deal.

 

[lizard]

Scientist at a hushed press conference:

"We have analyzed the faeces closely and can categorically state that Moses and the ancient Israelites must have existed on a diet of bread, cheese, and beef, and some sort of unidentified secret sauce."

 

[JayKeeley]

Don't forget the pickles.

 

[lizard]

Don't forget the pickles.

 

[lizard]

back on topic, I was just listening to a phil hendrie mp3 and one of his characters said, "You know, there's nothing dumber than a cop."

 

[JayKeeley]

What did Ice T have against cops?

 

[lizard]

nothing, once he learned he could make money playing on on screen