Who has roommates (aka nigz)!?!?!???!

[NAD]

That's about the only way I'll be able to afford a house 'round these parts, unless I want to give up luxuries like beer, food, and electricity. I lived with roommates for 2 years, and it only got bad when my friend decided to fuck my roommate's girlfriend. So I'm not entirely opposed to the idea.

Give me your horror stories! Remind me why I should just suck it up and stay in an apartment until I find a Wife and 2.5 Children when I actually need a home!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I share a place with my sister.

yeah, lame.

 

[lizard]

you need to get a female roommate(s).

 

[Josh'sRoommate]

I'm game. Adrian, PM me your phone number to 1-800-55-NYMFO

 

[lurch70]

NY MOFO? ... wtf?

 

[speed]

Well, you'll never be out of pot with a nig. Of course if you have a gf and you bring her around your apartment, she may go black, and never come back.

 

[NAD]

you need to get a female roommate(s).

That is something I'd like to stay far away from actually. I'm not into female roommates, if I'm living with a chick I need to be having sex with them on a monogamous basis. If I shag some random roommate it could cause problems, if I don't shag them, then I'll feel like a wuss. Lose lose.

 

[lizard]

yeah but women are likely to be more clean, and less likely to move out and stick you with utility bills and shit like that.

and to avoid boinking her, keep it in your pants

 

[speed]

you could maybe share aapartment with a few migrant Mexican families. At least you may get free mexican food out of the deal.

 

[lizard]

but then he might get their 13 yr old daughter pregant and have a child named Adrian Marquez.

 

[NAD]

but then he might get their 13 yr old daughter pregant and have a child named Adrian Marquez.

I love you.

I'm going to ask a few of my loser friends, I don't want to live with some random chode. I'm looking at a nice 3-bedroom house so even 2 roommates would still allow me to have a home studio, and money to actually build it. EDIT: I guess I'd make them share a room.

Also if I work this situation right, I'm going to end up paying less for a house than in my apartment, even if my mortgage will be double what I'm paying for rent right now. Hmm.

 

[lurch70]

If I shag some random roommate it could cause problems, if I don't shag them, then I'll feel like a wuss. Lose lose.

hahaha ... get an ugly chick as a roomate. beats a deadbeat guy ...

 

[Erik]

I share a place with my sister.

pix plz

 

[lizard]

nakkid plz thx

 

[NAD]

hahaha ... get an ugly chick as a roomate. beats a deadbeat guy ...

Oh sure, then feel shamed when I do plug her!

No way no how for female roommates, it just isn't going to happen. I wouldn't even move in with my girlfriend of over 3 years for fuck's sake!

 

[lizard]

but if someone comes out of the bathroom in their underwear scratching their crotch isn't it better for them to be a woman?

 

[lizard]

 

[speed]

If he doesnt want her, Ill take her. Can you ship her same day Fed Ex?

 

[spaffe]

OMG Alba is hawt, but what's with the diaper?

 

[lizard]