Who has viewed Matrix Reloaded thus far??

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I don't know, I just wanted some breasts to look at.......

"Now there's a big surprise! I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise!!"

One of my friends starts hyperventilating every time he sees or thinks about her. My husband said she's too boney (pardon the pun). But he's about the only man I know that doesn't want to see her naked.

So I guess my question now is (based on your answer) if there were other naked chicks in it, would that be good enough??

 

[GregadetH]

I'm quite surprised that I find her attractive at all, considering that I only dig a chick who can finish a whole sandwhich.....I'm not into the whole "SKELETOR" look. I think I agree w/ Thraude, I just felt the urge to see some boobage.

Bottom line.......visible spinal column and ribs, not sexy.
A little tummy and JLo butt, the shiznizzle.

But I think that's just cause every girl I hooked up with in H.S. was a redneck chick w/ a beertummy.

...or a goth chick w/ a beertummy....
...or a black chick w/ a beertummy...

HOLYSHIT! Beer is the only reason I got laid back then! These girls were drunkards!

All Hail beer! Where's my adress book? :Spin:

 

[ThraxDude]

So I guess my question now is (based on your answer) if there were other naked chicks in it, would that be good enough??

Well, the lead actress is the one who's breasts I want to see....I don't know why.
For example, the re-make of the movie Gone In 60 Seconds gets a 9 out of 10.
But if it showed Angelina (DSL) Jolie's boobies, it would have gotten a 10.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

That makes sense. I guess.

How come chicks can show boobies all the time but if a guy gets naked (besides his ass), it's porn??

 

[ThraxDude]

That makes sense. I guess.

How come chicks can show boobies all the time but if a guy gets naked (besides his ass), it's porn??

I don't know, but it's kind of along the same lines as:
It's okay for girls to be lesbians, but gay men are fucking sick!
Also, boobs are beautiful, schlongs are ugly (except for mine).....

 

[ThraxDude]

Or....maybe since they don't show the clit on R rated movies, they don't show the jimmer-jammer either.........but men and women can both take off their tops.......

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

True.
I know I'd rather watch two girls than two guys.
Schlongs are pretty ugly, but they serve their purpose.

 

[ThraxDude]

True.
I know I'd rather watch two girls than two guys.
Schlongs are pretty ugly, but they serve their purpose.

Can I watch you watch 2 girls?
You wont have to look at my schlong.....I'll put my hand over it.....

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

$5 says there's some crap in my VCR right now.

 

[ThraxDude]

Wellllll then.
Turn it on..... let me know what you see, and I'll just imagine being there.
I'll send you $5 bucks if it's lesbianage.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I don't have to check. I just remembered Joey turned it on today (because if you eject a tape and shove it back in it plays automatically) and I saw three chicks doing God knows what before I turned it back off.

But at least he shoved a tape in instead of a sandwich.

 

[ThraxDude]

Hmmmmm...... God know's what?
Can't you be more specific.......?

Sounds like Joey almost got a higher education.....

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

In that particular shot, it was only the three of them from the waist up, piled on top of each other, and all three of them were moaning and screaming. They were pretty trashy looking, too. Is that better?

 

[ThraxDude]

Well, you don't have to call them trashy looking.... I mean, what did they do to deserve that? They weren't ugly, were they?
What is the name of this feature? And what were they doing from the waist down, that's what everyone really wants to know.....

 

[ThraxDude]

I wonder if Ty has seen The Matrix Reloaded yet....

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Well, you don't have to call them trashy looking.... I mean, what did they do to deserve that? They weren't ugly, were they?
What is the name of this feature? And what were they doing from the waist down, that's what everyone really wants to know.....

Yes, ugly, too much makeup and big hair, which means trashy in my book. If I knew what they were doing, I wouldn't have said God knows what. And it was Dirty Debutantes 10 (eww I hate that guy!!). Is that better?

 

[ThraxDude]

Yeah that's better...

I just saw some Animatrix on MTV2. It was all fucked up. It was slithering this way and that.

 

[TD]

I saw the movie tonight - killer.

 

[ThraxDude]

Here's a theory, and a SPOILER....

My brother-in-law thinks that Smith became a virus. And he's infecting the Matrix.

 

[ThraxDude]

Hmmmm..... I think I will see Reloaded again today......