Who stabbed The Ozzman?

[ThisIsACoolName]

Alright, everyone. I'm sure many of you have heard about the attack on forum-goer The Ozzman that left him with severe pain in his side for a brief time. It is the opinion of those of us whose opinions count that he may have been stabbed, and I personally believe that a gypsy curse of some sort may be involved. As of now there are few leads or suspects but this thread should serve as the Command Center for the investigsation. I want to get to the bottom of this quickly.

 

[Triton]

Probably someone from the Children Of Bodom forum.

 

[King Richard]

um..what? What did I miss?

 

[cookiecutter]

Social Thread I think

 

[A8]

confusion...

 

[King Richard]

I just read it.


eSTABBER ALERT!

 

[genocide roach]

well, there is a rumor that someone put a knife in his bed. who would do such a dastardly deed? i'm thinking its "he who shall not be named". the suspect is jelous because he is a virgin
~gR~

 

[Zephyrus]

George Carlin

 

[genocide roach]

but what would carlin stand to gain? he's already a badass, he doesnt need to start injuring people to prove it

on the other hand, he is rather bitter. OZZMAN! what did you do to provoke the carlin?!
~gR~

 

[entanglement]

It could have been Lovecraft?

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Alright, I've put together a list of suspects that I want questioned.

Krigloch the Furious- Owner of several knives.

bluewizard- Record of recent criminal activity (vehicular assault, fleeing the scene of an accident).

Ohiogrinder aka Jofa- Also lives in Ohio, prone to violence when grincore is insulted.

Varg Vikernes- History of stabbing.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

hey guise what's going on in this thread?

 

[genocide roach]

while krig is into weapons of all sorts, and all things viking (swords, epic battles, etc...), he seems more of a gun type of guy. i think we can rule him out.

that bluewizard guy though, he IS from tennessee, and those people are quite shady.
~gR~

 

[Zephyrus]

^^^ Hmm, you're the one with the av of that knife-wielding child...

 

[Alasdhair]

Is this a serious or joke thread? E-Stabbing? What?

 

[cookiecutter]

Completely serious. One of our own was assaulted!

 

[genocide roach]

^^^ Hmm, you're the one with the av of that knife-wielding child...

tis true. perhaps someone let gage creed loose on the board!

i love that movie. BEST HORROR FILM EVER!
~gR~

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

This is a serious investigation. I've got Internal Affairs breathing down my neck here. This one's coming straight from the brass upstairs. That sound like a joke to anyone? Hm? Anyone? Good.

edit: sorry kitten way laying on the keyborad lol

 

[sevag00]

Wow i can't believe this is happening. He was a great guy. I hope you find the suspect.

 

[Matt]

Well he had it coming to him, that faggot....