Who stabbed The Ozzman?

[Blue_Jay]

This is what he gets for saying the lord's name in vain! Debt... PAID IN FULL!!!!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

while krig is into weapons of all sorts, and all things viking (swords, epic battles, etc...), he seems more of a gun type of guy. i think we can rule him out

you serious? I'd love to stab someone


My guess is that its the mexican knife guy from desperado

 

[genocide roach]

i go out of my way to make you look innocent, and this is how you repay me?!
~gR~

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

hey, if I had a chance to stab that guy I would.

 

[genocide roach]

is that a confession?
~gR~

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

nope. I havent left Springfield in weeks.

 

[zoidberg]

it was that good for nothing zoidfarb!!!!!

 

[entanglement]

Unnoticed knife stab wound?

 

[Alasdhair]

This is what he gets for saying the lord's name in vain! Debt... PAID IN FULL!!!!

If this is a real thread, and he has REALLY been stabbed, you can go do yourself Blue_Jay... How can you claim to be a Christian and listen to BURZUM!

 

[Evil?]

Of course he has really been stabbed!

Why would we make a joke thread about someone being stabbed!?!

We need to catch this bastard before he strikes again!


!

 

[genocide roach]

ouch! wtf? my stomach!
~gR~

 

[Evil?]

OH SHIT!

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Ok, it looks like we may be dealing with a pattern doer here. I want you looking into every possible connection between gR and Ozzman, I want every piece of evidence we can get, I want to get inside this fuckers head and I want to know his every move before he does. I WANT THIS BASTARD!

 

[entanglement]

Maybe he's targeting low IQ'd individuals. But this doesn't make any sense..

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

That's as good a lead as any we've got right now. I want uniforms posted on Dave and Blue_Jay. Find out if they've noticed anything strange. People following them, eyeing them up in a murderous way, any unexplained break in's, people threating to "stab them just like Ozzman", etc.

 

[genocide roach]

Ok, it looks like we may be dealing with a pattern doer here. I want you looking into every possible connection between gR and Ozzman, I want every piece of evidence we can get, I want to get inside this fuckers head and I want to know his every move before he does. I WANT THIS BASTARD!

we both like metal?
~gR~

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Waldo did it.

Find that bastard.

 

[Triton]

Let's just say that Blue Jay did it so we can ban him.

 

[The Ozzman]

Thread of the year

 

[Belligerent]

Let's just say that Blue Jay did it so we can ban him.

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