Who stabbed The Ozzman?

[~Derek~]

Alright, I've put together a list of suspects that I want questioned.

Krigloch the Furious- Owner of several knives.

bluewizard- Record of recent criminal activity (vehicular assault, fleeing the scene of an accident).

Ohiogrinder aka Jofa- Also lives in Ohio, prone to violence when grincore is insulted.

Varg Vikernes- History of stabbing.

 

[Matt]

Krig's story checks out. Add Blue_Jay to the list of suspects. I've got a gut feeling.

Yeah, satan made BJ do it.

 

[General Zaroff]

Blue_Jay, Satan did not make you look up porn, you looked it up yourself knowing it was wrong, don't be a dumbass.

 

[CAIRATH]

I wish someone would finally ban Blue_Jay (again). The guy is so painfully obviously a troll and he contributes nothing to this forum. I really cannot remember him ever making a single even remotely constructive post on any subject, music or otherwise. Even laughing at his stupidity got old ages ago.

 

[King Richard]

Same way I feel.

 

[Blue_Jay]

i <3 satan, i cant wait to meet him
oh and btw



stfu thanks

Wtf how can you love satan? Satan is horrible and he's trying to make you rot in fire with him for eternity, but o well you seem to be the bitchy type of girl.

Sure, Blue_Jay. You're innocent. Let me just type that up on my invisible type writer.

I am!! I never did anything to hurt Ozzman, I speak the truth!!! I am not a liar!!!

Blue_Jay, Satan did not make you look up porn, you looked it up yourself knowing it was wrong, don't be a dumbass.

Nope, Satan tempted me to do it then I did it. He made sin you know. To find out what I mean, I recommend you good sir a good book called The Bible. It'll tell you how the devil made me sin. When you get it, check out Matthew, it shows how the devil tempted Jesus to do sin.

 

[IWP]

I shot the sheriff!

 

[Blue_Jay]

Cool, where at.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Nope, Satan tempted me to do it then I did it. He made sin you know. To find out what I mean, I recommend you good sir a good book called The Bible. It'll tell you how the devil made me sin. When you get it, check out Matthew, it shows how the devil tempted Jesus to do sin.

"sin" is doings something contrary to what god wants you to do. Lucifer didn't "invent" it, he just decided that he wasn't going to take shit from a cosmic asshole anymore.

 

[zoidberg]

Nope, Satan tempted me to do it then I did it. He made sin you know. To find out what I mean, I recommend you good sir a good book called The Bible. It'll tell you how the devil made me sin. When you get it, check out Matthew, it shows how the devil tempted Jesus to do sin.

how? what did satan say to make you look at porn? personally, i look at porn all the time, and noone every needs to persuade me to.

 

[SionsBrother]

I shot the sheriff!

(The deputy walks away unscathed)

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I shot the sheriff!

Yeah, but it was in self defense.

 

[Blue_Jay]

how? what did satan say to make you look at porn? personally, i look at porn all the time, and noone every needs to persuade me to.

I'm a hypocrite and a liar and should be shunned from society.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I'm a hypocrite and a liar and should be shunned from society.

Satan is a jedi? Fuckin' knew it.

Kickass. Now he's even cooler.

 

[Alasdhair]

I'm a hypocrite and a liar and should be shunned from society.

Don't we all know that...

 

[genocide roach]

stop arguing and find the stabber!
~gR~

 

[ivry91]

stop arguing and find the stabber!
~gR~

Darth Vader?

 

[genocide roach]

Burzum doesn't sing evil so I therefore listen to them

Also, why should I care, it's all ozzman's fault anyways for saying the lord's name in vain over and over and over... now... my friends... he has paid the ultimate price... eternity in hell.

Woe to all of you, if you want to stay away from hell and not suffer the same fate as The Ozzman, then don't say the lord's name in vain. It's one word, but that one word will cost you the ultimate misery... forever.

confession? maybe blue jay is acting as a soldier in "gods army".
~gR~

 

[ivry91]

confession? maybe blue jay is acting as a soldier in "gods army".
~gR~

He is acting actually, i remamber when he started here and from other forums he was not like that...just a jerk.

 

[Zephyrus]

I shot the sheriff!

But I swear it was in self-defense.