Who stabbed The Ozzman?

[unknown]

We need a description of both stab wounds. I have a feeling it's that fuckface Zorro...always going around slicing Z's in people whilst taking the good looking Mexican daughters for himself.


If it was Lovecraft, there would've been a slime trail at the crime scene

Oz, GR...did either of you see a slime trail?

 

[King Richard]

Imo, we shut just plant evidence on BJ and Dave's hd and ban them both.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I literaly felt sharp pains as I read that sentence... ENDER!!!

 

[Ender Rises]

Also, I have a boyfriend thank you very much. Keep dreaming.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Also, I have a boyfriend thank you very much. Keep stalking.

Oh... I will...

 

[Ender Rises]

Fuck off.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Fuck off.

 

[supseudonymous]

We should just let the knife do the talking.













(I'm gonna set you free. I want to see you bleed.)

 

[Blue_Jay]

If this is a real thread, and he has REALLY been stabbed, you can go do yourself Blue_Jay... How can you claim to be a Christian and listen to BURZUM!

Burzum doesn't sing evil so I therefore listen to them

Also, why should I care, it's all ozzman's fault anyways for saying the lord's name in vain over and over and over... now... my friends... he has paid the ultimate price... eternity in hell.

Woe to all of you, if you want to stay away from hell and not suffer the same fate as The Ozzman, then don't say the lord's name in vain. It's one word, but that one word will cost you the ultimate misery... forever.

 

[The Ozzman]

LOL OH HAI BLUE JAY

 

[Blue_Jay]

LOL OH HAI BLUE JAY

Wtf how are you still alive. I thought you went to hell for saying the lord's name in vain.

 

[The Ozzman]

Satan sent me back to tell you that you will be seeing him soon.

 

[Blue_Jay]

Satan sent me back to tell you that you will be seeing him soon.

I see him all the time, he made me sin earlier today by looking up porn. When I see him I'ma kick his butt and do the world a favor.

 

[A8]

I see him all the time, he made me sin earlier today by looking up porn. When I see him I'ma kick his butt and do the world a favor.

satan forced you to pleasure yourself again? that bastard

 

[Mort Divine]

I love how people take the "don't say the lords name in vain" shit so out of context.

 

[Blue_Jay]

hey guise what's going on in this thread?

This thread is about a joke about The Ozzman haha he didn't really die.

satan forced you to pleasure yourself again? that bastard

YES, GOOD GIRL! KEEP IT UP! HATE SATAN WITH ALL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEART!!

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Krig's story checks out. Add Blue_Jay to the list of suspects. I've got a gut feeling.

 

[Blue_Jay]

Krig's story checks out. Add Blue_Jay to the list of suspects. I've got a gut feeling.

I didn't freakin do it!!! I'm innocent!!!

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Sure, Blue_Jay. You're innocent. Let me just type that up on my invisible type writer.

 

[A8]

YES, GOOD GIRL! KEEP IT UP! HATE SATAN WITH ALL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEART!!

i <3 satan, i cant wait to meet him
oh and btw



stfu thanks