Who would win if they were to fight?

[Goreripper]

A couple of recent threads have talked about bands/artists punching on, so...

Who would win if these people were to fight?


Dave Mustaine vs. Lars Ulrich

Arch Enemy vs. Machine Head

Bon Jovi vs. Motley Crue

Jon Bon Jovi vs. Sebastian Bach

Nikki Sixx vs. Poison


Can't you tell I'm bored today?

 

[Spruce Goose]

I only just read that other thread where you talk about sword fighting with their massive cocks. Now all I can picture when I read the names up above is them fighting.... Genitalia style!

 

[Goreripper]

I've created a monster!

 

[Spruce Goose]

A cock monster!

 

[Goreripper]

Everyone at work just looked at me to find out what I was laughing at.

 

[Spruce Goose]

I hope you didn't tell them that you were just laughing at a discussion with your online buddies about massive cocks.... They would have looked at you a little bit strangely

 

[Goreripper]

They look at me strangely anyway, but I said I was talking about cockfighting. I'm not sure which context they took that in, though.

 

[Spruce Goose]

Ahh chickens... The cause, and solution to all of lifes problems

 

[spawn]

Dave Mustaine would hammer Lars into the ground without breaking a sweat. I reckon Hetfeild could take Mustaine though.

Machinehead would beat Arch Enemy easily, except the gigantor bassist of theirs.

Bon Jovi would beat that bunch of junkies no problem at all. Except Vince, Vince would put up a hell of a fight. He would have beaten Axl Pose to within an inch of his life had they ever actually fought.

Sebastian would tear Jon a new arsehole.

Well, Poison on numbers only, but if they did it one at a time, Nikki. Depending on whether its junkie Nikki, or now Nikki.

 

[Goreripper]

Now Nikki. And even a then Nikki would tear Poison apart.

 

[The Amazer]

Dave'd beat Lars, but James'd beat Dave

Machine Head would beat Arch Enemy

Motley Crue would beat Bon Jovi

Sebastian Bach would beat Jon Bon Jovi

and I reckon Poison'd beat Nikki Sixx. Bret Michaels is one buff motherfucker, and I reckon he could take Nikki easily.

 

[Spiff]

Dave Mustaine

Arch Enemy

Motley Crue

Sebastian Bach

Poison

 

[Mark]

Dave Mustaine

Machine Head

Motley Crue

Jon Bon Jovi (Sorry, but Sebastian is a loud-mouth pussy)

Nikki Sixx

 

[Southy]

Dave

MH

The Crue

I'd have to go JBJ, because Seb has always seemed like a weedy pissant

Nikki Sixx has always looked like one tough MF

 

[Mark]

 

[Gavin]

AC/DC would beat them all