Who Would You Like to Punch in the Face

[lizard]

It's that festive time of year where fear and loathing stalk across the land, amidst football games and family get-to-gethers. But even amongst the glee and merriment, there are always some who deserve a punch right in the puss.

Name the people you'd like me to punch for you. or who you'd like to go all Steven-Seagal on.

here's mine:

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Name the people you'd like me to punch for you.

You can go to town on this guy for me.

 

[Ellestin]

You don't know him but believe me he deserves teh spanking (and then... the oral sex)

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I'm feeling rather non-violent this morning.

Perhaps I'll come back to the thread later with some ideas.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

teh spanking (and then... the oral sex)

Perhaps punching and going "all Steven-Seagal on" have different meanings in Germany.

 

[lizard]

Steven-Seagaling means to me snapping their elbows, delivering punishing closeline blows to their throat and punching them in the groin.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Don't forget head stabbing. He's the only guy that I can think of that's stabbed people in the skull in multiple movies.

 

[lizard]

haha

 

[Birkenau]

You can go to town on this guy for me.

I hate tripod too.

 

[General Zod]

Anybody and everybody in the Bush administration. The fact that this President hasn't been impeached, tried as a war criminal, or both is mind-boggling. Though, I must give them their credit, I didn't think I'd ever be embarrassed to say I'm an American. Thanks W.

Zod

 

[lizard]

I'd like to punch the network guys right in the gesicht cause I'm trying to download this Symantec Antivirus/Firewall software from the DoD site and it is taking FOREVER!!! ARGH

 

[lizard]

Anybody and everybody in the Bush administration. The fact that this President hasn't been impeached, tried as a war criminal, or both is mind-boggling. Though, I must give them their credit, I didn't think I'd ever be embarrassed to say I'm an American. Thanks W.

Zod

usually the President gives us four hours off today, the last workday before Christmas...its a tradition. no word yet though. I've never seen federal employees show such overwhelming disapproval of a president.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Tori Spelling

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Tori Spelling

Wtf? Hasn't she been gone since the mid 90s?

 

[lizard]

haha Tori Spelling. all the talent that a boob job and nepotism can buy.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Wtf? Hasn't she been gone since the mid 90s?

Probably, but I still hate her with a passion.

 

[Demonspell]

<--- just look at the avatar for my answer

 

[Dark One]

<--- just look at the avatar for my answer

This avatar is brought to you by the letter X.

 

[lizard]

What's on Dick Cheney's iPod

Here's a real news item from Dick Cheney's recent trip abroad:

&#8220;Working passengers began lining up their laptops to share the power from a couple of working outlets &#8211; particularly the reporters who urgently needed to prepare their articles to transmit during a quick refueling stop in England.

&#8220;But when Cheney said his iPod needed to be recharged, it took precedence above all else and dominated one precious outlet for several hours. The vice president&#8217;s press staff intervened so a reporter could use the outlet for 15 minutes to charge a dead laptop, but then the digital music device was plugged back in.&#8221;

 

[neal]

i wonder what kind of crap he listens to.