Why are we here?

[Mariner]

it gets me head spinnin, whats procreation?

 

[Frodnat]

Showing my real face...

 

[cedarbreed]

spacechocolatecake?

Feel free to add whatever you want to the original recipe

 

[Dhatura]

Showing my real face...

No, that's not procreation, ffs, just the opposite.

 

[Dhatura]

You can send me a chocolate cake as an apology if you wish.

Nooooo, maan, chocolate cakes are baaad.

 

[Dhatura]

I wonder though no one thought I thought of Jehova as the cause of our being here, either way.

BUT I DIDN'T VOTE FOR PROCREATION!!!

 

[Dhatura]

is this a meeting place for singles or...?

Or? I can see no other option.

 

[cedarbreed]

Nooooo, maan, chocolate cakes are baaad.

chocolate cakes = best cakes PERIOD

 

[Dhatura]

Dhatura may by no means be correlated with chocolate cake.

 

[cedarbreed]

Dhatura may by no means be correlated with chocolate cake.

There seems to be some secret story you oughta reveal

 

[Dhatura]

Well, okay, but let me keep my anonymity.

So it happened like two years ago. I worked for Penthouse Co. as a Party Bunny, you know, I did not have my teacher's degree back then, and I had to make good money to pay my mortgages and all. So one day I was supposed to go to a stag party or what you call it, yeah, you know that stupid stuff when the bunny has to jump out of a big big cake at the climax of the night, so there was this big chocolate cake I was hiding in in my bunny costume, shit, and the cake was trolleyed in the hall where the guys were having fun and lo! I pop out of the cake like thunder to see a bunch of good sullen orangemen having a common prayer. I was delivered to the wrong address.

 

[cedarbreed]

nice one indeed

 

[Mariner]

hahaha!

 

[toolsofthetrade]

i thought i'd never meet s/one with a story like that!

 

[nataservant]

mmm penthouse bunny cake

 

[Dhatura]

Thank you all for appreciating my narrative abilites

It reminds me of an old Hungarian tv show where the competitors had to decide if the story some well-known Hungarian face told was true or false. A good game it was

 

[siderea]

hej we had that too here in belgium, beginning of the 90ies... they're now showing them again in the afternoon, funny them

 

[cedarbreed]

Thank you all for appreciating my narrative abilites

It reminds me of an old Hungarian tv show where the competitors had to decide if the story some well-known Hungarian face told was true or false. A good game it was

I trusted you, you liedddddddddddd

 

[toolsofthetrade]

Aah, poor Arnaud, sweet li'l Dhaty crossed you over!

me too, to be honest

 

[Don Corleone]

i believe in God.

im one of the three people who picked the first option. i wanna meet those faithful fellows.