Why do girls feel the need to take their tops off?

Hey Josh, you remember where you got that poster? I'll bet I could find it on ebay... search for "pink floyd butt."
 
The last time I bought any posters was back at University. I think had METALLICA's And Justice for All poster (hate that poster) and AEROSMITH's Pump up on my walls, that is going way back...to '91. If only I had any common sense, I would have put up decent posters like that FLOYD one.
 
I've got posters. There's a Katatonia "Tonight's Decision" one to my right, a Bruce Dickinson "Chemical Wedding" in front of me and Anathema "Eternity" to the left. Then there's a Runemagick one and a Destruction I haven't gotten around to putting up yet. Oh, and a The Haunted one to the right -->
 
Posters: Opeth, Tool, Cradle of Filth, Slayer, and Danzig. All poster flags because poster flags rock.

I have a few other Danzig posters and a bunch of bass posters, but they're all in storage, at my parents house, thrown away, or some random pit, I'm not really sure.