Why do I lose at life?

[MajestikMøøse]

THE OFFICAL WHY MAJESTIKMØØSE SUCKS AND EATS JARS OF FRIED APE SEMEN THREAD

 

[Nico]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

FUCK POLL DIE DIE DIE FOR SUCKING DONKEY COCK AND MAKING ME EAT THE EJACULATE

 

[MajestikMøøse]

That must have hurt

 

[E-bortion]

Too many options Matt, sigh, now you shall never know...

 

[NAD]

this picture always gave me the creeps. not the fisting, not the possible rape, no. it's that creepy hero in a half shell grin.

 

[Hell Mike]

Not everyone can be me... Sad but true. But good too in a way. Otherwise we'd all be gay. Damn I'm deep.

ARMAGEDDON IS HERE LIKE SAID IN THE PAST

 

[lizard]

Not everyone can be me... Sad but true. But good too in a way. Otherwise we'd all be gay.

I'd be gay if all guys looked like me.

 

[NAD]

i'd be a murderous psychopath if every dude looked/acted like me.

 

[JayKeeley]

" Because I have upwards of 12,500 posts on Ultimatemetal.com" is the winnar! Not because of the sheer number, but the fact that almost each post contains 3 or less words.

Also, with regards to scoring, here's an idea: try stepping outside the frontdoor.

 

[mousewings]

because you didn't meet up with me for lunch today.

Otherwise you don't.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Uhh what brought upon this thread? Struckout asking out a broad?

 

[NAD]

because you didn't meet up with me for lunch today.

haha, pwnz0r3d. edit: uhh, the møøse i mean.

 

[E-bortion]

because you didn't meet up with me for lunch today.

Otherwise you don't.

Maybe you should lay off of "lunch" for awhile. [/fatjoke]

 

[mousewings]

I only had a sandwich and pears for lunch. I've been good. No more red bull.

 

[NAD]

hahahaha redballs.

 

[Chromatose]

so one day here at work in one of our department meetings, these people were talking about "bull balls" that people hang from their hitch or whatever it is called that is on the butt of their pickup trucks.

and then the other day I was driving to school and saw a pickup truck with these very realistic looking sack und testes just hangin there, floppin' away

very disturbing.


edit: new and improved post with a picture!

edit again: and it seems the variety of styles is endless!

http://www.hitchcorner.com/bull_balls.htm

 

[NAD]

they were called truck nutz when i used to read offroad magazines.

no i never had any even when i drove trucks. stick or not, my cars have always been female.

 

[Chromatose]

maybe you should hang ovaries from your car

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

maybe you should hang ovaries from your car

i'll donate mine