why is it always the old chics?

[genocide roach]

i swear, everytime i go out, there is atleast one drunk woman over 50 who has to molest me. i dont get it. do i have a sign on my back that says "i <3 drunk grandmas"?

the one last night just randomly came up during try redemption's set and grabbed both mine and kelly's ass. she then decided i was the only one she wanted to grope. and it wasnt just petting. she was grasping my finely shaped ass.

seriously... what the fuck... i dont know how to solve this problem. but it needs to happen soon. what really needs to happen is chics my age need to start doing that.
~gR~

 

[Melodeath]

 

[Belligerent]

rofl Ive had similar experiences in the past. Old broads used to grope my muscles when we were out at the bar and i was tempted to take a few of them home. My advice to you is become a cougar hunter. Those old floozies might be able to teach you a few things.

 

[genocide roach]

these ladies are well beyond cougar age.
~gR~

 

[Belligerent]

Oh shit, grandmas are grabbin on you? I don't know what to tell you.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

you can see if her kids like metal and do it from behind at the same time.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

That's fucking creepy.

...Sucks to be you.

 

[The Ozzman]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[genocide roach]

id rather it didnt happen
~gR~

 

[Melodeath]

erase the pics

 

[Zephyrus]

She was a pedophile when she was younger.

 

[mutantllama]

At least you are getting some. I'm not getting any. /:

 

[cookiecutter]

They must love your hair

Oh wait!

 

[genocide roach]

yeah, maybe my receding hairline attracts them.
~gR~

 

[The Ozzman]

yeah, maybe my receding hairline attracts them.
~gR~

Doubtful

 

[mutantllama]

It's the ~gR~ that attracts them. Srsly.

 

[Vimana]

He should tattoo that to the back of his head.

 

[10293847]

i swear, everytime i go out, there is atleast one drunk woman over 50 who has to molest me. i dont get it. do i have a sign on my back that says "i <3 drunk grandmas"?

the one last night just randomly came up during try redemption's set and grabbed both mine and kelly's ass. she then decided i was the only one she wanted to grope. and it wasnt just petting. she was grasping my finely shaped ass.

seriously... what the fuck... i dont know how to solve this problem. but it needs to happen soon. what really needs to happen is chics my age need to start doing that.
~gR~

You loved it. You're not fooling anyone.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I used to get my arse grabbed in the supermarket like every time I went in by this lass called Nikki. I think I overdid being annoyed though. She was my age (then), 15.

 

[wandering_taco]

Was she hot?