why is it always the old chics?

[genocide roach]

nope. shes a friend from home. mathias has met her on halo
~gR~

 

[waif]

yet strangely never seen gR and grimmy at the same time...

 

[genocide roach]

oh geez...
~gR~

 

[grimmy82]

i dont usually get on message boards at work, but we are always on halo together in the evenings

 

[Hubster]

i swear, everytime i go out, there is atleast one drunk woman over 50 who has to molest me. i dont get it. do i have a sign on my back that says "i <3 drunk grandmas"?

the one last night just randomly came up during try redemption's set and grabbed both mine and kelly's ass. she then decided i was the only one she wanted to grope. and it wasnt just petting. she was grasping my finely shaped ass.

seriously... what the fuck... i dont know how to solve this problem. but it needs to happen soon. what really needs to happen is chics my age need to start doing that.
~gR~

I recall last year, I was out with my ex seeing a friend's band. There was a forty-something woman there who was utterly smashed, and she decided to scrunch one of my ass cheeks into her hand! I wasn't too impressed!

 

[seedofvengeance]

Fuck on her plastic covered couch...
Fuck while she watches Murder... She Wrote she'll find that very attractive.
Fuck her and then have her send you a check for 12 dollars on your birthday.

 

[cookiecutter]

Fuck on her plastic covered couch...
Fuck while she watches Murder... She Wrote she'll find that very attractive.
Fuck her and then have her send you a check for 12 dollars on your birthday.

 

[Eligos]

i swear, everytime i go out, there is atleast one drunk woman over 50 who has to molest me. i dont get it. do i have a sign on my back that says "i <3 drunk grandmas"?

the one last night just randomly came up during try redemption's set and grabbed both mine and kelly's ass. she then decided i was the only one she wanted to grope. and it wasnt just petting. she was grasping my finely shaped ass.

seriously... what the fuck... i dont know how to solve this problem. but it needs to happen soon. what really needs to happen is chics my age need to start doing that.
~gR~

I'd rather have all this happen to me than play another show with Sanguine Addiction. Oh wait, how ironic. The old lady was there for that band.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Ive never screwed a granny................

...I want too.