Why my brother rules

[VangelicSurgeon]

So he's graduating college and will be spending the summer hitchhiking across Canada. A while ago he calls me up and wants to know if I want his juicer for the summer, since he won't be able to use it. So I was like "ehhhh yeah ok I guess, put it in the mail. I'll at least hold on to it for you."

I got the juicer today and opened that shit up. Inside was nothing but this note:

BITCH!

Did you really think I would give your PUNK ASS my motherfuckin JUICER?

YOUSE A CRAZY BITCH!

and


a platinum series Gamecube


and


a memory card


and


The Ocarina of Time Master Edition


and



LEGEND OF ZELDA - WIND WAKER!


hdfdasjkdfskdl;rysekafnajwrkbvuirpewauigtlsavfdzvgzdfbgvdfbzdb!!!1111

 

[azal]

your brother is mad cool.

mine's cool, but not that cool.

 

[deadair]

mmm.. wow

 

[FrostGiant]

So he didn't give you the juicer?

 

[chupe666]

So he didn't give you the juicer?

That's it... stay focused.

 

[FuSoYa]

whoa! aahhh! whoa!


he gave you a present for HIS graduation?


whoa!!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

late birthday present! holy shit!!!!

 

[goatschool]

Josssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[chupe666]

oh, i thought he was letting you watch HIS gamecube et al.

 

[chupe666]

can i come over?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

yes!!

Frostgiant: I'm going to use my PS2 to juice veggies now.

 

[ChromeLife]

Thats pretty badass. That game makes me want to buy a gamecube. I have an xbox... can't wait for soul calibur 2. Booya.

 

[xfer]

At first I thought FuSoYa made this thread and was like "yeah!", but then I realised I've never given him a Zelda-equipped GameCube. Fabulous!

 

[azal]

after further consideration....

your brother is cool because it's you.

But if it was my brother he would have been labeled a GAYMER years ago and disowned by way of a newspaper ad.

 

[xfer]

dude, the pic is on my website at gaymer.jpg if you ever want to tease josh. more, i mean.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I'm so glad I didn't dream this. Now I need to find a cheap copy of Metroid.

 

[minxnim]

i got <3 for josh's bro

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

He had me 100% fooled for like 3 weeks.

 

[xfer]

you ought to call him and be like "umm, asshole, i just bought a crate of mangoes and two of carrots." and make him feel really really bad.

HA! HA! HA!

 

[avi]

well, this will probably the last we'll be seeing of Josh for awhile as he descends into the gaming dungeon.