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[The Emptier]

yes that's right, i'm playing my school talent show tomorrow!!! I'm really excitied. im playin an instrumental peice that i wrote titled "when hell freezes over" but i can't play the whole thing, so i have to cut it down to 4 minutes aww well. i know ill be appreciated because last year i played a peice that i wrote, and everyone was chanting my name :0. and also the school dance is tomorrow, and i'm asking out this one chick. so it should be a kickass day! (unless she says no....)

and dont worry, i wont "triple pwn" myself

 

[Anonymous]

1. Act like malmsteen cause everyone is like "ZOMG HE ARE GUITAR PLAY!!#!~! VERY GOOD!!@>!@"
2. Stick it up that girl's pooper.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

Wait a minute, this seems familiar..

 

[The Emptier]

1. Act like malmsteen cause everyone is like "ZOMG HE ARE GUITAR PLAY!!#!~! VERY GOOD!!@>!@"
2. Stick it up that girl's pooper.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

Wait a minute, this seems familiar..

will do. well half the song is me soloing in phrygian w00t.

 

[Horus]

yes that's right, i'm playing my school talent show tomorrow!!! I'm really excitied. im playin an instrumental peice that i wrote titled "when hell freezes over" but i can't play the whole thing, so i have to cut it down to 4 minutes aww well. i know ill be appreciated because last year i played a peice that i wrote, and everyone was chanting my name :0. and also the school dance is tomorrow, and i'm asking out this one chick. so it should be a kickass day! (unless she says no....)

and dont worry, i wont "triple pwn" myself

Tight Leather or Spandex pants are a plus, and when wearing either one, baby powder is your friend.
And don't forget to do your 80's kicks.

 

[*ElfeGirl*]

the school dance.....
How old are you ?

 

[Conti]

the school dance.....
How old are you ?

13
though highschool have school dances too

 

[The Emptier]

13
though highschool have school dances too

how do you know how old i am??

 

[Jeremy.]

1. Act like malmsteen cause everyone is like "ZOMG HE ARE GUITAR PLAY!!#!~! VERY GOOD!!@>!@"
2. Stick it up that girl's pooper.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

Wait a minute, this seems familiar..

Underpants Gnomes owns this kid.

And theres nothing like sticking up a girls pooper. Anal = Life.

 

[Conti]

how do you know how old i am??

cause you posted it.:zombie:

 

[Vergessene_Nacht_88]

Dances are so not Metal.

 

[*ElfeGirl*]

dances are uke:

 

[Horus]

But 80's Hair Metal style bright lime-green/hot pink Tiger-strype Spandex are badass.

 

[vikk]

tango is metal

 

[Undefined]

1. Act like malmsteen cause everyone is like "ZOMG HE ARE GUITAR PLAY!!#!~! VERY GOOD!!@>!@"
2. Stick it up that girl's pooper.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

 

[MIMA]

Dances are so not Metal.

I like watching So You Think You Can Dance

 

[MegustaMucho]

doom dance is metal

 

[Kattana]

i want to give anal lolz

 

[Swabs]

lol...school prom soon....How american is that!

 

[Conti]

so dude, how did it go?

 

[The Emptier]

eh.....talent show went pretty good, good reaction from the crowd. i had to fucking stop becase my pedal got on the wrong setting :/. other then that i worked it. i danced a shit load at ma dance, but that chicks little girl group pushed me into a corner and said that she only wanted to stay friends and that she didn't want a boyfriend now. lol, id rather not have bullshit handed in my face, but whatever. i still got hooked up with her and we did some sllllooooowww dancin. i fell right asleep, i was so fucking tired