will

[Tide In Mind Out]

we're mailing your hairbrush today

and whoa, i didn't know it had such a cool handle til i picked it up today. i want one of these!

 

[The Grayfox]

That just seems... gay. Are you mailing him his eye shadow and lipstick too?

 

[El Stormo]

we're mailing your hairbrush today

and whoa, i didn't know it had such a cool handle til i picked it up today. i want one of these!

Then just keep his hairbrush

 

[Lunar Still]

That just seems... gay. Are you mailing him his eye shadow and lipstick too?

No, he's getting that from me. What's so gay about that?

Oh, and I'm also sending him an autographed nude photo.

 

[Chromatose]

I wanted to use it but I was afraid I'd catch AIDs

 

[El Stormo]

I wanted to use it but I was afraid I'd catch AIDs

You didn't shake his hand, did you?!

 

[Chromatose]

just his penis

 

[El Stormo]

just his penis

Oh, that's alright then.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Will Bozarth]

woo thanks! yeah, I love that hairbrush. the handle is coooool

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

poor will, hasn't been able to brush his hair since the 29th

it's on it's way, btw.

 

[Will Bozarth]

sweeeet. i've been using Laura's hairbrush! it's nice, but it is faaaaar inferior to mine

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

is it the brush with the squishy handle? Or another type of neat handle?

 

[Chromatose]

yes, squishy! Con Air Brand I think it said

 

[Will Bozarth]

yeah... squishy handle, if you move it around it stays that way... it's bluuuuue

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Yus! I bought one a while ago but Blitz chewed it up. My secret santa got me a new one. Now I can't find it. It's not meant to be.

 

[Will Bozarth]

noo!! FIND IT!

I've had this hairbrush for a while, and I keep losing it... but finding it again. <3

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

finding it massaging your prostate...

 

[Will Bozarth]

lolz

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

lol we put the brush in a padded envelope (with a lot more padding around the brush too) and it felt like an envelope with a vibrator or something in it. i wanted to put that it was from an adult store but i'd already filled it out normally