Women GENERALLY have a worse sense of humoUr than men.

[MadeInNewJersey]

@gugs:
yeah, if you have CABLE. which i dont.
i might go to the preds game tonight though. my wife keeps insisting she goes too. i dont want her too.

230? jeez. wtf?

Yeah, it's ludicrous. He's running all over UCLA. This isn't even a game.

I didn't realize you don't have cable. Rangers are looking for their 7th in a row @ Washington tonight

If you don't go (which you should, btw), I'll update you.

 

[lurch70]

I wish you a good SENSE OF HUMOUR. You'll need it.

hahahah ... this is the first time after much talks ...
going with some "experienced" ex-goth people ... got all my black outfit ready ... will wear a white undershirt and flash people ocasionally, see if they turn into bats.

otherwise will just look grim and drink ... what do goths drink anyway?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

hahahah ... this is the first time after much talks ...
going with some "experienced" ex-goth people ... got all my black outfit ready ... will wear a white undershirt and flash people ocasionally, see if they turn into bats.

otherwise will just look grim and drink ... what do goths drink anyway?

I just blew a snot bubble onto my monitor.

 

[NAD]

what do goths drink anyway?

probably redbull and vodka.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

probably redbull and vodka.

Redblood and vodka, you mean. [/yeahimstupid]

 

[dorian gray]

Rangers are looking for their 7th in a row @ Washington tonight

should be an easy 2 points. never know though. with that one rookie dude ovechkin or whatever, they can be pretty dangerous.

 

[NAD]

LOLZ @ redblood

a friend and i have planned on opening a bar for years. we will serve about a zillion types of beer and then a whole lot of whisky. we'll bartend and be drunk the whole time, punching anyone who asks for a Midori Sour.

another idea is to open a convenience mart called Smokes and Beer. like 19 rows of smokes and beer, and then one small section of Doritos and condoms.

 

[lurch70]

LOLZ @ redblood

a friend and i have planned on opening a bar for years. we will serve about a zillion types of beer and then a whole lot of whisky. we'll bartend and be drunk the whole time, punching anyone who asks for a Midori Sour.

another idea is to open a convenience mart called Smokes and Beer. like 19 rows of smokes and beer, and then one small section of Doritos and condoms.

funny as fuck ... but these unique types of stores are the ones that end up working ...

fuck, I would drive for at least 30 minutes drunk from a party to buy beer from "your" store

 

[NAD]

did i mention we'll be drunk when running the store too? anyone asking where the Bud Light is will get punched.

 

[lurch70]

did i mention we'll be drunk when running the store too? anyone asking where the Bud Light is will get punched.

... fucking great

gotta make that happen

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

LOLZ @ redblood

a friend and i have planned on opening a bar for years. we will serve about a zillion types of beer and then a whole lot of whisky. we'll bartend and be drunk the whole time, punching anyone who asks for a Midori Sour.

another idea is to open a convenience mart called Smokes and Beer. like 19 rows of smokes and beer, and then one small section of Doritos and condoms.

You should submit this as a treatment for the next Kevin Smith movie, btw.

 

[lurch70]

You should submit this as a treatment for the next Kevin Smith movie, btw.

speaking of that ... did you guys go through the www.clerks2.com site?
some funny as fuck videos of the production last month

 

[snow2fall]

i wish maren would post more. it's somehow more entertaining to have someone whos not a dude posting funny shitz.

You remember my name, and even spelt it correctly?!
Wow.

otherwise will just look grim and drink ... what do goths drink anyway?

Yep, sickly sweet stuff like whiskey cola, redbull + vodka and sissy drinks like Desperados.

Don't forget the make-up, dude! And if you hit the dancefloor, bend backwards a little and try to look like you're fighting against the wind. That's dancing goth-style.

 

[NAD]

we've been planning both ventures for years, just don't have the cash. he's moving to Montana next year for grad school, but after that maybe we'll find some dump bar to turn around. or shit store, OR BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.

we'll probably have to get some lawyers to deal with the inevitable punching scenarios.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

FYI, whiskey + cola isn't sickly sweet. Not with the right amount of whiskey it ain't.

Carry on.

 

[snow2fall]

FYI, whiskey + cola isn't sickly sweet. Not with the right amount of whiskey it ain't.

It's still got cola in it, so it is sweet. Sickly sweet to me because I can't stand sweet drinks.

 

[neal]

dude, rum and coke is the best.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

dude, Jack and coke is the best.

fixed

 

[lurch70]

Don't forget the make-up, dude! And if you hit the dancefloor, bend backwards a little and try to look like you're fighting against the wind. That's dancing goth-style.

hahaha .. thanks for the tips ... dancefloor? I always do a crouch move on the danceflooor ... I am 6'7" remember (2+ Meters) ... the wind ... will remember that

 

[lurch70]

Yep, sickly sweet stuff like whiskey cola, redbull + vodka and sissy drinks like Desperados.

will shock them and get a Corona ... walking around with a piss yellow mexican bottle should carry some weight there ... that's if they even have it for sale