Women GENERALLY have a worse sense of humoUr than men.

[E-bortion]

dude, whiskey on rocks is the best.

fixed, again.

 

[lurch70]

hey why stop there, go with the whole mexican look you had for helloween*



* i accidentally wrote helloween instead of halloween then decided to leave it that way because helloween > halloween, and i don't even like helloween.

would love to, but they actually don't let you in the club unless you wear all black

 

[snow2fall]

they actually don't let you in the club unless you wear all black

 

[lurch70]

going to Batcave ... supposedly THE birthplace of goth ... they have strange rules

 

[snow2fall]

goth people are stupid

.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

heheh, sounds good. like i said, pretty trendy. didnt we have a thread about this awhile back? the youngsters said we were stupid for not wearing metal shirts and whatnot i think

wrong. Tully did

@college dudes: why is it also trendy to have really really bad hair - as in uncut, unwashed, uncombed, basically a mop on top of the head? ive been seeing it for a couple years and it looks so dumb.

dunno. but it looks retarded I agree.

why is everyone home and on the PC on a Saturday?

Because I get to spend a nice wonderfully terrible evening with my grandfather and his new wife today. A wonderful evening of fake pleasantness, veiled insults, hiding the truth, and pretending that everything is happy dappy lovey dovey roses and peaches and cream.

NAD + cargo pants = can carry picks, knives, wallet, phone, keys, and all kinds of other crap with zero problems. i only "dress for success" during the week at work. and for dating. [/sellout]

Thats what my jacket is for. The dress for success... I dress up when its called for. Which is fairly rare.


and finally. Have fun at the goth club lurch, should be amusing at least

 

[Mormagil]

Be sure to laugh at anyone whose skin is whiter than their teeth.

 

[JayKeeley]

hahaha. im amazed youre not dead yet. seriously.
somewhat on topic: mulitple partners and "early" sexual experiences are leading to a near epidemic of cervical cancers, scarring, and fibroids in women our age.

 

[NAD]

anyone who walks into Smokes and Beer trying to purchase whisky and cola with the intent of mixing the two GETS PUNCHED.

 

[lurch70]

tough store

 

[NAD]

stupid redbull + vodka drinker: "those owners are fuckin DICKS"
fellow whisky snob: "so?" *punch*

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

anyone who walks into Smokes and Beer trying to purchase whisky and cola with the intent of mixing the two GETS PUNCHED.

I will buy a handle of JD, and a 2-litre of Coke, and 2 packs of Marlboro Reds, and you'll fucking take my money and like it.

 

[NAD]

filterless Lucky Strikes are the only path to a punch-free purchase.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

filterless Lucky Strikes are the only path to a punch-free purchase.

Shit, I better switch brands then.

 

[NAD]

hey do girls find this funny?

because it is. i mean REALLY funny.

 

[lurch70]

speaking of girls ... where is Cara?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

She's in Texas at the moment.

 

[Erik]

cara is funny!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Cara is a bit of an oddity among women though, she sent me this in the mail once:

 

[Erik]