Worst Guitar Chord Contest

[EvileOL]

Whoever comes up with the worst most awful shitty sounding guitar chord wins a prize.

The prize is you win the ability to play your own shitty guitar chord for the rest of your life

(only simple left hand chords allowed, no right hand pressings or capos)

E|-9--|
B|-11-|
G|-10-|
D|-8--|
A|-0--|
E|-0--|

 

[Pablokers]

hahaha that one does sound awful.How about:

E|-9--|
B|-5-|
G|-6-|
D|-5--|
A|-5--|
E|-0--|

 

[EvileOL]

thats an E minor 7th chord, with two 'octaved' major 6ths

it's too right!

 

[Pablokers]

thats an E minor 7th chord, with two 'octaved' major 6ths

it's too right!

Well it sounds awful, hahaha I dont know how to read music or the names of chords.

 

[EvileOL]

You're right, i shouldn't intrude on other's crappy sounding chords. apologies.

crap chord away!

 

[Journeyman14]

I wish I could play Guitar so I could understand any of this.

 

[Covet Chaos]

E|-16-|
B|-15-|
G|-18-|
D|-15-|
A|-0--|
E|-0--|

 

[Pablokers]

E|-16-|
B|-15-|
G|-18-|
D|-15-|
A|-0--|
E|-0--|

haahaha that one was weird, i played it in short bursts and it sounds like the Psycho theme.

 

[Covet Chaos]

Hahaha. Cmon think ugly guys!! Hahaha. This is the greatest. Ol should make a song with the worst chords used here.

 

[D.Ingram]

Heres a good one

D| 90

 

[Lordmoron]

I wish I could play Guitar so I could understand any of this.

same here

 

[EvileOL]

0
7
0
6
0
6

 

[D.Ingram]

Is that even possible? Some long fingers there

1
2
1
2
4
1

 

[Journeyman14]

I'm going to take a guess at this...

1
5
2
3
1
9

...?

Surely that must be bad?

 

[Pablokers]

I'm going to take a guess at this...

1
5
2
3
1
9

...?

Surely that must be bad?

You cant play that with one hand

 

[Journeyman14]

I don't even know what it is!

 

[Pablokers]

I don't even know what it is!

Those numbers are the fret number you press on each string. Theyre like coordinates on the guitar

 

[Keenan]

I'm going to take a guess at this...

1
5
2
3
1
9

...?

Surely that must be bad?

LOL
You'd have to have like...... 2 foot long fingers XD

 

[Journeyman14]

The only guitars I know have 5 buttons on them.

 

[Keenan]

LOL
Rock Band, or Guitar Hero? Both?