Worst Guitar Chord Contest

I think Ol and Matt would agree that I would win for the worst guitar player ever, I hope you remembered how I showed you, Matt, how to play the guitar earlier on this year in the Cathouse

And I said "Now thats how youplay the guitar"

I will never forget your expression at the beginning and Ol, Mike just roared with laughter.
 
Haha no one hits this:

E|-17--|
B|-17-|
G|-20-|
D|-0--|
A|-0--|
E|-0--|

or

E|-10--|
B|-9-|
G|-0-|
D|-0--|
A|-0--|
E|-0--|