Worst movies.

Originally posted by TheMindzI


Sadistik agreed with u too.. why me? :cry:

Cuz you are the biggest tit on this board. Whenever you agree with me, I have to re-examine myself... speaking of which I think LOTR wasn't that bad.
 
Hands down, no queston...

TEENAGE CATGIRLS IN HEAT

It's an old Troma movie... not a porn, and it is the worst thing ever created i can't understand why they made that movie, i mean was it supposed to be a joke? Even if it was, it is not funny. It is just the worst ever. I can't believe i actually watched it.
 
Anything made by the Wayans bros. (except the occasional Marlon or Keenan Ivory bit), any of the new breed of "slasher" movies.

Nicholas Cage isn't so bad an actor - he just agrees to do shitty roles in shitty movies with shitty one-liners written for him (ie: The Rock - "You bet Zeus' Butthole!") He was a lot better when he was younger and had his own hair.

Anaconda was one of the worst wastes of time - despite the fact that the projector bulb burnt out twice, John Voigt's shiny face pissed me off just enough..

Really.. most of the big-budget commercial movies are terrible. They impose painfully obvious values and morals.. I feel insulted watching most of them. I prefer films that allow me to form my own emotions, whether or not I like or sympathize with the antagonist(s), if I feel that the hero's death was in vain, blah blah.
 
any of those movies with the freak of nature animal that kills.....they are all the same but different anilmals, very annoying.
what about the Beastmaster when he comes forward in time:lol:
I love the good scenes in Dario Argento movies but all the scenes in between are some of the most boring minutes I have ever spent in my life.
.........just a couple that came to mind.
 
Originally posted by Wolff


Cuz you are the biggest tit on this board. Whenever you agree with me, I have to re-examine myself... speaking of which I think LOTR wasn't that bad.

ahhahahaha... that's what i said.. it isn't that bad.. there are actually worse movies than LOTR :)
 
Wow, those are pretty damned good movies compared to some i've seen. A couple years ago there was a movie called "The Creeping Terror" on USA. It was about a giant throw rug that was exposed to radiation and came to life, and started eating people. it was NOT a joke either! When the rug "ate" people it looked like they just jumped into it for no good reason and in one scene you could hear the camera crew talking quietly. There are no main characters and hardly any dialogue, and at the end a male scientist calls another male scientist "honey"
 
i agree about those teeny slasher movies. they bite the big one.

The worst movie ive ever seen, however was calles "curse of the cannibal confederates". it was a horror movie that tried to be funny like the evil dead movies, but just sucked
 
Originally posted by Lina
I OWN THAT!!!!!!!

I'm not joking, I actually do. Hey, I was a stupid sixth-grader, ok? That's so hysterical. [/B]

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