Worst Press Release Ever

[max]

yeah well spotted! i remember now that crapstain is uncle spitz.

i think the giveaway is the dots he uses........inbetween words....for no reason....like this

 

[johnnieCzech]

"After weeks of rumours about the possible reunion, the heavy rock giants released a statement yesterday (24MAR05) confirming the hopes of metal fans everywhere."

HAHAHA....

 

[Arg_Hamster]

I think the surprise is that the Thrax-site will be designed by the same guy who did Spitz´s, lots of weird animations, naked women and cussing.

 

[Crapstain]

Ha..I'm not Spitz. Really.

 

[GregadetH]

Tell me you just didn't say that!

Can you dig it, SUCKA!

 

[walking dead 666]

It's the 5th time, 5th time, 5th time, 5th time, 5th time, i say say KEEP BUSH!
I just had to modify that a little.

 

[Jono]

i could see scott and charlie feeling taht way about biological warfare but the qutes seem... i dunno a little extreme. something a socialist extremist would say. so i think it's BS or they re-worded the quotes.
-Jono-