Would you bang Kerlif in the name of Brandon?!?

[Vittra]

 

[Kerlif]

This thread sucks.

 

[Furious B]

this thread is pushing rope.

 

[dorian gray]

Lol @ vittra

 

[swizzlenuts]

I got my shirt yesterday. Thanks mang.

 

[dorian gray]

No problem

 

[Reign in Acai]

While Heaven Wept came out with another album in 2011? Vast Oceans Lachrymose was over 4 years ago? If ye measure time by certain album releases, it's scary how fast it flies by.

 

[dorian gray]

Aww. I forgot about ol Kerlif....our last and probably final new member. She was genuinely hot too.

 

[Vittra]

im pretty sure shes dead

 

[dorian gray]

This is indeed true

 

[NAD]

Actual

She sent me a lot of messages. I think she did that with many "boys" at UM. Nothing wrong with that. We had some mentally stimulating discussions. She introduced me to Nortt. Plus, as stated above, she's smokin' hot.

 

[dorian gray]

Yes, she messaged everyone.

 

[dorian gray]

R.I.P.

 

[NAD]

I'm drunk.

EDIT: And Evil Dead 2 is playing in the background, very loudly.

 

[dorian gray]

I'm in bed. I have to work tomorrow.


Obviously

 

[Vittra]

She introduced me to Nortt.

Sorry to hear that.

 

[Vittra]

i like how i just typed "kerlif" into google to try and get a pic of her so that i could photoshop in an RIP

this thread is result #7

fuck sobriety

 

[Kerlif]

 

[Hell Mike]

Impressed by that return.

 

[Kerlif]

Yes, very impressive indeed. And thanks everyone for being so nice to me again. Awesome.