Surly you must be joking. The woman in question is beautiful enough I would bathe her with my tounge, not to mention have no need for the restrictions that condoms can put on the sexual act. Havent seen jackass yet, It's more of a logistics problem at the moment. Will go see it soon. However, LOTR was awful gentlemen, They had to be flashy an over drawn in thier drama, Because nothing fuckin happens until the second an third storys. The first installment was just to tease you elf wannabe's living in your parents basement worshiping your Giagantic 8 foot tall (anatomicly correct) Gandalf poster, An masterbating to elfs that you find on the internet. Sadly holywood has won again. However, If you notice gentlemen, An take this for future notes. Bleeding, A attractive and cool young lady hasnt seen this movie. Hmmmmm anyone catching a patern here? I hope so. Then again, I could be wrong an she could be living in a town in bumfuck county out there surrounded by ppl who are constantly asking her to "Go to the river" Whatever the fck that means.