Wow, aggresive email spam.

[Shpongled]

Flush out excess pounds from your colon!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

pooping out your fat doesnt sound fun.

 

[Shmu]

Nor healthy

 

[Metal head87]

People wouldn't notice that it doesn't actually say that the product was featured on those channels?

 

[Shpongled]

Probably not as much as they wouldn't notice the sentence at the bottom that says they're not affiliated with any of those channels, haha.

 

[TwistedSister]

I get an occasional boob enlargement offer. The fools.

And I get penis enlargement offers...hmmmm...well, actually I dont read any of that stuff, my hotmail-account is almost spam free, and the other email account I have has a very good spam filter.

 

[El Stormo]

LoL , maybe that wasn't a spam , maybe someone wants to see you with boobs

Good thing I'm not a Nevermore band member or Steph or Cara would have made it happen a long time ago

edit: that was weird, TS!

 

[TwistedSister]

edit: that was weird, TS!

What do you mean, your post appearing after mine?

 

[El Stormo]

Us posting at the exact same time about the same thing

 

[TwistedSister]

Hehe, maybe because both of us didnt have anything better to do at this moment Well actually I do...a lot of homework´s waitin´...ugh...

 

[El Stormo]

Aww poor you. I just got home from work and now I'm free

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I get the wierdest spam sometimes... sometimes I wonder how can anyone be that dumb... ALSO: giving one of my relatives my email address was the biggest mistake ever...
She is in her 50s and doesn't know how to work with an email... she forwards me all those DUMB "FWRD" emails... you know what I mean... "forward this and your wish will come true"
or: just a little emails for true friends, forward this to 6 good friends" ARRGGHHHH!!!!!

 

[guitarguru777]

I used to work for yahoo and let me tell you there are ALOT of people who believe those phising emails.

Those thigns have been around since 1998. They are used by kids on yahoo who like to call themselves "hackers". They used peoples accounts to try and control the yahoo chat rooms by using what the call BOT programs.

Yahoo has implemented many resolutions to this but they have all failed. We made thousands of suggestions of allowing room users to moderate their own chats to avoid this, but they didnt listen.

Its part of the reason I left Yahoo, Things like this created so much work for the I.T. staff we were extremely overworked. Especially in the New York Data center where the chat rooms were hosted.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

They are used by kids on yahoo who like to call themselves "hackers"

 

[El Stormo]

These days they call themselves h4xxx0rz.

 

[Shmu]

Yay new spam

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS:
P O Box 1010 Liverpool, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)

Dear Lucky Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded new
year draws of UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY an international Lottery
programs. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive
list of 21,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies
picked
by an advanced automated random computer search from the
internet, no tickets were sold.After this automated computer ballot,
your
e-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category \"A\" with
the following winning information:

REF No: UKNL-L/200-26937
BATCH No: 2005MJL-01

You as well as the other winner are therefore to receive a cash prize
of £1,350.00( One Million Three Hundred And Fifty Pounds
Sterling).Your
prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be
transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory
obligations,
verifications, validations and satisfactory report.To begin the claims
processing of your prize winnings you are advised to contact our
licensed
and accredited claims agent for category \"A\" winners with the
information below:

To file for your claim, please contact the processing agent;
Agents Name: Mr Garry Murphy
Email:ukclaimsofficer_garrymurphy01@yahoo.co.uk
TEL :+44 7045764180
+44 7045771288

Please note; You are hereby advice to send the asign Fiduciary Agent,
details below for Processing of your Claims;

(1)FULL NAME :
(2)FULL ADDRESS :
(3)NATIONALITY :
(4)AGE :
(5)OCCUPATION :
(6)TELEPHONE NUMBER :
(7)TOTAL AMOUNT WON :
(8)MARITAL STATUS :
(9)PRESENT COUNTRY :

Congratulations once more from our members and staff and thank you for
being part of our promotional program.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Caroline Byran

 

[Liverslapper]

yeah i know, its pathetic, i bet they couldn't even obtain a damn IP address...nubs

 

[Sanctums]

My personal favorite spam thread...
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/nevermore/227177-so-you-want-cum-like-bison.html

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Do you guys remember "back in the day" the toy-hacking?
like Netbus or all of those? When you attach a "file" to a JPEG and then the person who gets it "opens his computer" for you to mess with it?
who remembers that raise their hands now!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Who did that to people nearly daily raise your hand now!