hahahah yeah the caps lock too! Forgot about it!
I remember chatting with a friend I "netbused" and I kept making fun of his capslock live on ICQ and he kept typing: "BUT I DIDNT PUTCAPS LOCK ON WAIT WTF?!?!?!?!"
todays most popular spam header in m spam-box:
"Is big penis better?"
the best I've seen was an idiot that hated all africans because he never got the promiced money from a sertain nigerian, and climmed that they were all untrustworthy