wow. this is the worst metal song i've ever heard

[deathstrike from hell]

hahahaha. frost looks like he went to the railroad tracks and snagged some nails.

i agree fully with the black metal is cornier than power metal comment.

everytime i see a picture of galder, i want to punch him in the face.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Galder and black metal shouldn't be uttered in the same post.

 

[neal]

Nemesis Divina eats powermetals for breakfast.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Nemesis Divina eats powermetals for breakfast.

god I love you.

 

[neal]

<3z

 

[hangtime]

Venom is the only black metal all the others are just copycats

 

[flying_whale]

venom is actually thrash or very close to thrash

 

[Metal head87]

I like Xasthur and all, but this picture makes me laugh till I pee

 

[AsModEe]

you obviously don't get black metal at all. Black metal is serious business.

 

[hangtime]

venom is actually thrash or very close to thrash

Venom invented black metal and they're not even close to thrash .

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

They didnt invent it, they just coined the term.

 

[flying_whale]

Venom invented black metal and they're not even close to thrash .

thou art stupide

 

[Metal head87]

Venom invented black metal and they're not even close to thrash .

Venom is very thrash

 

[Mephistophiliac]

Venom invented black metal and they're not even close to thrash .

lollerstatement

 

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[Captain Beard]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

but seriously guys,

if you all just step back for a second and examine the genre of metal as a whole, regardless of subgenre, it's extremely ridiculous.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

but seriously guys,

if you all just step back for a second and examine the genre of metal as a whole, regardless of subgenre, it's extremely ridiculous.

no, it's not.
it's guitar + alcohol + satan

like, if that's ridiculous, then what the fuck is my life?

edit: you know, besides AWESOME

 

[EricT]

Awesome....er?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

well then the next step is if you take one or two further steps back and look at life in general, it's also, in essence, absurd.