WTF

That's classed as foreplay to me.

*Smack* Ham hock!

"A little higher, and a little softer, please."
 
One of many things I do when I'm acting retarded :lol: You can't ham hock too hard though, that shit hurts! :D

OH! Mustard greens are gross too. Even with ham hocks HAHAHAH, you all got me started now.

I do like raw spinach though. You could only imagine how upset I was when it was tainted.