WTF?!?!?

[edgeofthorns]

Waaah! why did you have to post this? Now I've got to burn all my The 69eyes CDs and buy this REAL Vampire™ shit to be cool

Hey now, I admit to having a soft spot for The 69 Eyes.

~Brian~

 

[freakchylde]

OMG, now that was a funny photo. The lead singer looks like a goth version of David Grohl (but can't vouch for musical ability, since I skipped that opportunity to find out).

 

[SKguitarist]

Damnit Camden, now you've got me raging again.

 

[Corsair]

I spent way too much time playing Castlevania as a kid to suffer vampirism in my presence.
There's only one solution:

We must slay them...

WITH METAL!

 

[Metal_Camden]

HAHAHAHHA sorry kev, just wanted to see if we were the only ones dissapointed with this band... LOL


and yes, next thing we know TPAIN will start growing hair and fangs as soon as there is a full moon


SHAWTAE EEEEEE

 

[edgeofthorns]

As long as you look like this:

I think I just threw up in my mouth! uke:

~Brian~

 

[Dolamite S. Biffle]

If you are on facebook please join this group to help stop shit like this:

Back In My Day Vampires Sucked Blood Not C*ck

 

[ratanda]

If you are on facebook please join this group to help stop shit like this:

Back In My Day Vampires Sucked Blood Not C*ck

 

[SKguitarist]

If you are on facebook please join this group to help stop shit like this:

Back In My Day Vampires Sucked Blood Not C*ck

Joining.

 

[pyramazekeyboardist]

um... wow, autotuned vocals in.... "metal". This is horrifying.

 

[The_Metal_Messiah]

um... wow, autotuned vocals in.... "metal". This is horrifying.

I know. They beat me to it... DAMN!

 

[J. Golden]

Wow... Can it get any worse?

 

[NobleKnight]

Oscar in the MOST AMAZING COOL MOVIE EVER category.

That would be Highlander!!

 

[Jibrille]

Wow... Can it get any worse?

Surprisingly yes. Just look up Brokencyde - Freaxxx

 

[TheLongshot]

I'm starting a band called Who Would Want to be a Vampire When YOU Could be a Fucking WEREWOLF?!

I expect to get signed to Nuclear Blast by Friday. Don't need a single. Just a photo shoot.

I think my wife would be a fan immediately. (She hates this Twilight shit and doesn't understand the appeal of vampires.)

And I LOL at that band pic. It just screams, "Yeah, we fucking suck. But we don't care."

 

[modernwizardry]

I spent way too much time playing Castlevania as a kid to suffer vampirism in my presence.
There's only one solution:

We must slay them...

WITH METAL!

I remember renting that game when it came out (well my Dad rented it) and I literally had to hide that cover art because it scared the crap out of me.

Great game though!

 

[pyramazekeyboardist]

The best part is the band member names. Me and my girlfriend were trying to think up new ones to suggest to them. Some of the gems we thought up were:

"Frankie McFANGerton"

"Todd Tombstone"

"Peter Pointyteeth"

"Carl Corpsestein" (he's their accountant)

can you guys think of any others?

 

[General Zod]

These guys probably got beat up a lot as kids.

As a matter of fact, I think they still do.

Well, I hate to judge a book by its cover, but that cover says don't hit the play button. I trust my instincts.

Zod

 

[Stingray11214]

I'd rather listen to a William Hung cover of "Inno a Satana" and "Sons of Northern Darkness" than this crap. Seriously, how can anyone listen to these poseurs?

 

[Metal_Camden]

I'd rather listen to a William Hung cover of "Inno a Satana" and "Sons of Northern Darkness" than this crap. Seriously, how can anyone listen to these poseurs?

Must be some form of media brainwashing, probably some sorta Successful mainstream movie turned music…


Wait a minute…


Just one damn minute….…!$