WTF?!?!?

I spent way too much time playing Castlevania as a kid to suffer vampirism in my presence.
There's only one solution:

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We must slay them...

WITH METAL!
 
HAHAHAHHA sorry kev, just wanted to see if we were the only ones dissapointed with this band... LOL


and yes, next thing we know TPAIN will start growing hair and fangs as soon as there is a full moon


SHAWTAE EEEEEE
 
I'm starting a band called Who Would Want to be a Vampire When YOU Could be a Fucking WEREWOLF?!

I expect to get signed to Nuclear Blast by Friday. Don't need a single. Just a photo shoot.

I think my wife would be a fan immediately. (She hates this Twilight shit and doesn't understand the appeal of vampires.)

And I LOL at that band pic. It just screams, "Yeah, we fucking suck. But we don't care."
 
The best part is the band member names. Me and my girlfriend were trying to think up new ones to suggest to them. Some of the gems we thought up were:

"Frankie McFANGerton"

"Todd Tombstone"

"Peter Pointyteeth"

"Carl Corpsestein" (he's their accountant)

can you guys think of any others?
 
I'd rather listen to a William Hung cover of "Inno a Satana" and "Sons of Northern Darkness" than this crap. Seriously, how can anyone listen to these poseurs?
 
I'd rather listen to a William Hung cover of "Inno a Satana" and "Sons of Northern Darkness" than this crap. Seriously, how can anyone listen to these poseurs?


Must be some form of media brainwashing, probably some sorta Successful mainstream movie turned music…


Wait a minute…


Just one damn minute….…!$