Yo Mama Jokes

[on_THC_24-7]

Well I'm bored and stoned so let's hear em...

my best ones:

your momma is so ugly, she went into the haunted house
and came out with an application.

your momma is so dumb, she thought Cheerios were
doughnut seeds.

hmmm i know a bunch more but can't remember em right now.

 

[Tee]

holy shit!

 

[Tee]

(I mean, you're having such a great time. rep for the party. )

 

[Tee]

Hearse, now I'll seriously go and get drunk. fuck my problems with English :hotjump:

 

[Tee]

back

 

[Tee]

not too.... much unfortunately :Smug:

 

[Tee]

no, just the same thing you got dear.

 

[FretsAflame]

"Your mama is so fat, even the baby jesus couldn't lift her soul"

best one ever.

 

[Zob Rombie]

no no no, i have plenty.... hope you like the shitload that i know...



yo momma is so fat she jumped up and got stuck...

yo momma is so tall she did a back flip and kicked jesus in the forehead...

yo momma is so fat the last time she wore heels she struck oil...

*Warning, Disgusting*
yo momma is like a football player, she switches her pads every 2 weeks...

*Same Warning*
Yo Momma is so loose, its like throwing a hot dog down a hall way...

Yo momma is so poor, i rang the door bell and the toilet flushed...

yo momma is so poor, i walked through the front door and tripped over the back gate...

yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90217 was on the scale...

yo momma is so fat, everytime she turned around it was her birthday...

yo momma is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch...

yo momma is so old she knows Jesus' beeper number...

yo momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade...

yo momma is so old, she farts dust...

yo momma is so old, she bleeds gravy...



hope you enjoyed my aresenal of Yo Momma jokes, i know all the ones i know arent here but thats a good portion of them...

 

[Will Bozarth]

Yo momma so ugly, i mistook her for Shagrath

 

[Dead_Lioness]

yo momma is so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

your momma is so ugly, she went into the blowing asslicked house
and came out with an application.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

yo momma is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

yo momma's so ugly she'd have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink

 

[FretsAflame]

Yo momma so ugly, i mistook her for Shagrath

 

[Zob Rombie]

yo momma is so ugly, we had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her

 

[Dead_Lioness]

yo momma is so hairy Bon Jovy is taking her picture!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

 

[FretsAflame]

yo mama is so fat, she mistook the school bus for a twinkie

 

[FretsAflame]

wait... wait wait, i have the best one ever


the mama joke to end all mama jokes!!!