Yo Mama Jokes
- Thread starter on_THC_24-7
- Start date
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Yo mamma is so fat that when i was done fucking her, i had to roll over twice to get to her other side.
Reverand Joint Smoker
too much magic bus
Yo mamma is so fat that when i was done cocksucking her, i had to roll over twice to get to her other side
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Reverand Joint Smoker
too much magic bus
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Reverand Joint Smoker said:
yah, but the funny thing is... pornolizing that quote didn't really make it any worse...
hahaha yeah you are gettin mileage out of it though!
Reverand Joint Smoker
too much magic bus
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Reverand Joint Smoker said:No, but yours does!
nice... with the late reaction there buddy, really nice...
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
Reverand Joint Smoker
too much magic bus
![[0hr]Sunlapse](/data/avatars/l/12/12972.jpg?1086073981){kind=avatar}
[0hr]Sunlapse
Wraith
Yo momma so dumb when I said it was chilly outside she ran and got a big bowl!
Yo momma so fat when she sits around tha house she sits AROUND tha house!
Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in tha closet!
Yo momma so fat when she sits around tha house she sits AROUND tha house!
Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in tha closet!
Dead_Lioness
Godless
Your mama is so skinny she could hoola-hoop through a cheerio
your mama is so poor she had a put a (mc donalds) shake on layaway.
your mama is so old her social security card is written in roman numerals
your mama is so old she remembers when Central Park was just a plant
your mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
my 2 cents
OfficerNice
your mama is so poor she had a put a (mc donalds) shake on layaway.
your mama is so old her social security card is written in roman numerals
your mama is so old she remembers when Central Park was just a plant
your mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
my 2 cents
OfficerNice
Reverand Joint Smoker
too much magic bus
Dead_Lioness
Godless
your mama is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighed 50 pounds.
your mama is so stupid, she got fired from M & M factory for throwing out all W's.
your mama is so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.
your mama is so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
your mama is so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
your mama is so ugly, just after her birth, her mother saw the after-birth and said "Twins!"
your mama is so ugly, just after her birth, the doctor slapped her mother.
your mama is so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"
your mama is so stupid, she placed a ruler on her pillow so she can see how long she can sleep.
your mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
your mama is so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
your mama is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
your mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
your mama is so stupid, she got fired from M & M factory for throwing out all W's.
your mama is so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.
your mama is so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
your mama is so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
your mama is so ugly, just after her birth, her mother saw the after-birth and said "Twins!"
your mama is so ugly, just after her birth, the doctor slapped her mother.
your mama is so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"
your mama is so stupid, she placed a ruler on her pillow so she can see how long she can sleep.
your mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
your mama is so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
your mama is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
your mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
"your mama is so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning."
That's one that I haven't actually heard.
That's one that I haven't actually heard.
Lokakuu
Runs with scissors
your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a rainbow she made skittles.
your mamma is so fat she left the house in high heel came home in flipflops.
your mamma is so fat she left the house in high heel came home in flipflops.
The Serpent King
Servant in heaven
