you ever get that feeling..

im not a beer drinker but i went for a drink with my friend and ciders just made me feel worse
life ftw
 
he sets the rules in opposition, it's the goof of all time. look but dont touch, touch but dont taste, taste and dont swallow. and while you're jumping from one foot to the next, whats he doing? he's laughing his sick fuckin ass off
 
Ha, I'm a strict athiest.
Replace "God" with "Life" and you have the gist.

Also, The Devil's Advocate is a sweet movie
good quote.