You fucking sword-wielding, armor-wearing knight wannabes, stop dreaming about romeo and juliette or ways to defeat a dragon, and definetely stop singing about your heroic deeds and about your fellow warriors that have fallen in battle.
Hell, ok the lyrics are funnier than LoM's face but I'd be willing to ignore that if the music wasn't funnier than the idea that LoM, a fucking jock, is actually the Lord of Metal. Dumbass jizz musicians what the fuck you need keys and synths for since you know you're so talentless you can't figure out how to use them to create a certain atmosphere.
And don't start me on that prog shit. Fuck, Dream Theater just has to be the most overrated band ever. I don't get why so many people like a band that has a drummer that looks like some gay Italian and a singer that's likely to die from old age in a year or two. Progressive is shit, so fucking confusing it's a miracle if you can listen to all those solos and crap for more than 10 mins.
Spock's Beard??? LoM, lol what the fuck... Just happened to read an interview of those old farts, fucking losers worship jesus and suck god's dick.
And swedish death metal? Where the fuck did that come from? Fucking blonde swede teenagers should stop forming bands playing that crap they call death metal and focus on becoming the next A*Teens instead. Who the fuck is it, neal that worships In Flames? Fucking shit why is that not surprising... Those swedish fuckers make music that's so fucking popish that if I listen to one swedish death metal song, I got to listen to an hour of Sinister or Morbid Angel or something like that to not go crazy. Arch Enemy, Children of Bodom, what the fuck are those pussies, drop dead motherfuckers.
You cumfucked losers that read this, you're shit.
Hell, ok the lyrics are funnier than LoM's face but I'd be willing to ignore that if the music wasn't funnier than the idea that LoM, a fucking jock, is actually the Lord of Metal. Dumbass jizz musicians what the fuck you need keys and synths for since you know you're so talentless you can't figure out how to use them to create a certain atmosphere.
And don't start me on that prog shit. Fuck, Dream Theater just has to be the most overrated band ever. I don't get why so many people like a band that has a drummer that looks like some gay Italian and a singer that's likely to die from old age in a year or two. Progressive is shit, so fucking confusing it's a miracle if you can listen to all those solos and crap for more than 10 mins.
Spock's Beard??? LoM, lol what the fuck... Just happened to read an interview of those old farts, fucking losers worship jesus and suck god's dick.
And swedish death metal? Where the fuck did that come from? Fucking blonde swede teenagers should stop forming bands playing that crap they call death metal and focus on becoming the next A*Teens instead. Who the fuck is it, neal that worships In Flames? Fucking shit why is that not surprising... Those swedish fuckers make music that's so fucking popish that if I listen to one swedish death metal song, I got to listen to an hour of Sinister or Morbid Angel or something like that to not go crazy. Arch Enemy, Children of Bodom, what the fuck are those pussies, drop dead motherfuckers.
You cumfucked losers that read this, you're shit.
