your Epitaph

[Swabs]

Mine would say

"LOL WOOPS"

 

[bobvex]

Pepperoni and cheese.

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

"Here lies Micheal Jackson's daughter"
*if you don't get it.... some people turn black when they're dead*

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

"'twas about time!"

 

[§killer_angel§]

"I guess I'll see you in hell... but I'm sure you would ruin that, too!"

 

[JontRevolting]

help I is trapped

 

[DMTokie]

Well in truth I want to be cremated and have no memorial place. I want anyone who cares/cared to know that I am gone and not kid themselves about it and hold on to the pain. I want them to let go and not remember me in death or as represented by some dumbass stone.

BUT if i do end up having a memorial it should read:

"Here Interred is the Remains of our Beloved XXXXX,

He had a Grand Cock and Majestic Balls"

 

[MegustaMucho]

I would write : "Raped by Vikk"

 

[the phenom]

I would write : He failed at life...

 

[Nerve]

"Permab&"

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

I would write : "Raped by Vikk"

 

[happilemon]

Well in truth I want to be cremated and have no memorial place. I want anyone who cares/cared to know that I am gone and not kid themselves about it and hold on to the pain. I want them to let go and not remember me in death or as represented by some dumbass stone.

I want my body cremated and the ash compressed into a diamond or some other precious stone and then put on a ring.
If I was to have an epiteth though it'd probably be an Emily Dickenson quote or something

 

[Bodomonkey]

"I'm out of beer!"

 

[vikk]

I want my body cremated and the ash compressed into a diamond or some other precious stone and then put on a ring.
If I was to have an epiteth though it'd probably be an Emily Dickenson quote or something

because its easy to turn ashes into diamonds

 

[happilemon]

I didn't say TURN ash into Diamond but this can be done I've heard,it's pretty pricey though..

 

[CliffBurton]

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I'm With Stupid

 

[Necrö]

haha, greatest idea so far

 

[Virtuoosi]

I didn't say TURN ash into Diamond but this can be done I've heard,it's pretty pricey though..

Yes, it's possible. But it takes much more to make than what you could earn off it.

 

[Deadly]

Yes, it's possible. But it takes much more to make than what you could earn off it.

why would you want to sell your family member's ashes? you animal!

edit: mine would say:
"Nor, when thy span of life be past,
be thou to pond or dunghill cast;
But, gently borne on good man's spade,
beneath the decent sod be laid."

 

[-Scythe-]

Mine would either say "Fucking Lag" or "Lol who shot me?"