Your instruments.

Hehehe its nice that there are no moshpits anymore on metal gigs, cause the few times i was caught both on picture and on the pit i had my "Im smelling shit and someone here will pay for it" face.
 
As in shred like a motherfucker? Well, obviously I'd need another guitar player to do the twin guitar melodies, but I'm steadily getting the knack of Swedish style guitar lines and riffs.
 
Nearly everytime I see my friend, which is about twice a week, we always manage to come up with phrases or words and say 'our band has to be called that!'

The latest are:

Crotch Goblins
Rip Taylor
Gloypork
Poor Old Pope