Your instruments.

[Xenomorph]

Awesome Xeno, are you a demon on the double bass?

Im trying to make it to the same speed level as Pete Sandoval (Morbid Angel)

 

[OfficerDown]

Hehe, good luck.

 

[Xenomorph]

Yeah, I think I will need all the luck I can get. Perhaps I will make it to Sandoval class when Im 70 or something...If i don´t die in a heartattack from trying.

 

[OfficerDown]

Getting to that speed at 70 will get you a knighthood if you were living in England.

 

[Xenomorph]

Haha! I would love the have the titel Knight, or Sir. Hmm...are there any easy way to get a titel...Fuck the Queen perhaps?

 

[Cows on million man march]

knighthood huh? they still do that?

 

[OfficerDown]

Haha, propositioning the Queen itself deserves a knighthood.

Yeah, still do knighthoods. Only last week Mick Jagger got knighter. It's now Sir Mick Jagger, dear god...

 

[Cows on million man march]

holy crap! i thought that guy was dead!

 

[Xenomorph]

Huh, Giving knighthood to sutch a bad man. Give it to Rob Halford insted. I will post a mail to Tony Blair right now!

 

[OfficerDown]

Sir Rob Halford....I'm surprised Ozzy hasn't been knighted. That would be awesome. Hell would freeze over right there.

 

[Xenomorph]

OZZY

He should get one before he dies.

 

[Cows on million man march]

like mik jagger deserves it more.

 

[OfficerDown]

All Jagger does is pose for (airbrushed) photos and shag talentless models with fried eggs for breasts.

 

[Cows on million man march]

hmmm...i can imagine breasts with 10 mile radii fitting in his mouth.

 

[OfficerDown]

I'm not surprised, his lips could be used as a toilet plunger.

 

[Xenomorph]

Well, if thats his only good use...

 

[Cows on million man march]

he should seriously start a business like that.

 

[OfficerDown]

He could give an exhaust pipe a blowjob too and he would still never notice.

 

[Cows on million man march]

he could work as a humanoid vacuum cleaner.