Your random joy of the day

I came here to post a random joy of the day but then got bummed out when I saw a bunch of neckbeards creeping on the token chick again. Sometimes you guys are the worst.

I know dude, who does this sort of shit? Lame ass.
 
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if we're gonna do the dead eye stare, you'll lose ... I have cats, I'm prepared for this kind of judgmental look of contempt & disgust


(yes, thats one of my cats)
 
My band Bonemechanics did a music vid which is now done, basically this is the first one I've been in, it's a pretty cool feeling. Pretty happy how it turned out as well, despite it being mostly just playing.

Hopefully I'll get to post that along with the new songs here soon!
 
while taking a shower this morning i purpousfully made my dick hard and stepped out of the shower with the towel around my hair

then i spent the next half-hour being naked, shaking my hips/waving my hard dick in front of my female chef

instead of getting pissed-off or disgusted, the fact that i had a hard-on in front of her made her laugh her fucking ass off, which of course was my intent, my girlfriend was right next to her, and ofcourse she was laughing as well

why this event happened and why it was funny is kinda dificult to explain
my female chef sees me naked all the freaking time because me and my girlfriend are at-home-nudists

frequently our female chef watches us have sex
and frequently i finger my chef's pussy which is kinda weird cuz she won't touch my dick

and because she doesn't want to touch my dick, she thought me having a hard-on infront of her was funny because my girlfriend wasn't touching my dick at the time (which is something my chef enjoys watching)