- Your new boiler cost $500 more and only heats during the early morning hours, as part of a dick-holding green initiative on part of your inept federal/state governments to save on both electricity and water.
- You take cold showers because of the abovementioned point.
- You've just argued with a group of musicians about why a professional, sustained career in metal isn't possible in the local scene, then been confronted by them outlining the success of a local prog rock group, only to show them the aforementioned group has 2 million myspace plays, whereas a bunch of juvenile douchecore outfits in the states have over 10 as a matter of standard procedure. The musicians then continue to rationalize themselves.
- The last two times you booked a tradesman he didn't show up. Nor call.
- The last 10 times you saw a doctor they told you absolutely nothing, but were happy to take $150 per 5 minute session.
- The last time the country got a FREE VOTE (virtually unprecedented in human history) to declare its independence from England, the inhabitants chose to retain the English figureheads.
C'mon guys. Add your own. I'd love to experience others' joys of living in this fine example of a 21st century western country.
- You take cold showers because of the abovementioned point.
- You've just argued with a group of musicians about why a professional, sustained career in metal isn't possible in the local scene, then been confronted by them outlining the success of a local prog rock group, only to show them the aforementioned group has 2 million myspace plays, whereas a bunch of juvenile douchecore outfits in the states have over 10 as a matter of standard procedure. The musicians then continue to rationalize themselves.
- The last two times you booked a tradesman he didn't show up. Nor call.
- The last 10 times you saw a doctor they told you absolutely nothing, but were happy to take $150 per 5 minute session.
- The last time the country got a FREE VOTE (virtually unprecedented in human history) to declare its independence from England, the inhabitants chose to retain the English figureheads.
C'mon guys. Add your own. I'd love to experience others' joys of living in this fine example of a 21st century western country.