RULE IN THIS HOUSE.
YOU DONT TOUCH THE FUCKING GRILL WHEN IM MAKING A STEAK.
NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE KNOWS HOW TO GRILL A FUCKING STEAK.
Seriously!!! I offer to make one up for my roommate, I throw it on his plate, doesn't wait and cuts into it RIGHT AWAY, then complains that its not brown all the way through...apparently he planned on using as roofing shingles, my bad, I thought he wanted to eat it!