Zod bought the last Amon Amarth brand vodka shirt

[MadeInNewJersey]

Ass.

And I left my brand new cellphone in a strip club in Filthadelphia.

Ahhh, good times.

 

[Dark One]

Ass.

And I left my brand new cellphone in a strip club in Filthadelphia.

Ahhh, good times.

Shit man, you and that cell phone do not get along. Can you call the place on another phone?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I've already spoken to the manager at the place, he's got it. All taken care of, I'll just be without it for a coupla' days.

Apparently, it's simply not possible for me to have a "normal" night out.

 

[Dark One]

I've already spoken to the manager at the place, he's got it. All taken care of, I'll just be without it for a coupla' days.

Cool, good to know.

Apparently, it's simply not possible for me to have a "normal" night out.

LOL - man am I hurting today

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Yeah, apparently I was rather intoxicated last night?

x 47 sips of bourbon.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Apparently, it's simply not possible for me to have a "normal" night out.

define 'normal' night out

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I can't. Rest assured that if it involves me, things happen.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

losing shit, losing yourself, losing your friends, not knowing where you are when you wake up? sounds like me

 

[Dark One]

Yeah, apparently I was rather intoxicated last night?

x 47 sips of bourbon.

I was too intoxicated to notice.

I spent like $80 on booze last night in addition to maybe 11 sips of the same extremely smooth bourbon.

 

[Dark One]

losing shit, losing yourself, losing your friends, not knowing where you are when you wake up? sounds like me

I had enough sense to get home last night, but apparently not enough sense to realize I have a bed.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I got a tongue-bath by Zod's fire demon dog from Hades.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

nice. I just found out my cousin had an adventure last night of 'my' proportions... he got home at 9:30am. I thought I was the only person in this house who would do shit like that

 

[Dark One]

I got a tongue-bath by Zod's fire demon dog from Hades.

Hey, don't talk about Crystal like that!!

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah yeah, but how was the show!?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Amon Amarth fucking slayed. No surprise there

I was DFC, right on the rail, headbanging like a motherfucker.

Then we just kept getting drunker.

 

[JayKeeley]

VICTORIOUS MARCH!!!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

No, they're not doing it on this tour.

Ancient Sign of Coming Storm
Pursuit of Vikings
Releasing Surtur's Fire
Fate of Norns
Stabwounds
Death in Fire

I think that was the order.

 

[Dark One]

Ancient Sign of Coming Storm
Pursuit of Vikings
Releasing Surtur's Fire
Fate of Norns
Stabwounds
Death in Fire
Horribly, horribly wasted

Fixed.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Don't forget

Die On The Ice
Valhalla Pass Out In The Subaru

 

[Dark One]

Oh yeah - my bad.