Zod, I have two words for ya....

Fuck Parcells.
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Dick Sirloin said:
In an ideal situation, Johnson would have 3/4 of the touches at RB and Priest would be a 3rd down sometimes-goal-line pass-catching back. But I doubt he'd accept a diminished role. The fucker hasn't heven been attending the games since he got hurt, I don't think.
It has nothing to do with whether Priest would accept that. He makes a boatload of cash, and you can't afford to pay a change-of-pace/3rd Down RB that much cash.

Zod
 
I know Giant fans don't want to hear it, but it's tough to argue that Parcell's is the better of the two coaches. Though I think to truly be a legend, Belichick needs to win a SB with another team or with another QB.

Zod
 
don't get me wrong, Parcells is an excellent coach. he's just an asshole.

and he doesn't have three rings. Belichick has won with so many different players its not even funny.

oh, and p.s.: Brady was a sixth round pick. 199 players were picked before him by the football "experts." nobody thought he would be this good. It's not like he was a lock for football immortality.
 
lizard said:
don't get me wrong, Parcells is an excellent coach. he's just an asshole.

and he doesn't have three rings. Belichick has won with so many different players its not even funny.

oh, and p.s.: Brady was a sixth round pick. 199 players were picked before him by the football "experts." nobody thought he would be this good. It's not like he was a lock for football immortality.

I think Brady has that "it" quality, that special x factor if you will, which has put him in a position to win. BUT, that said, he clearly benefits from the system he's in as well. Put him on say, today's GB Packers and see what happens.
 
okay Dikka v. the entire New England franchise, including coaches:

Dikka 37, New England 21.

come on, i mean Dikka is getting up there now.
 
Dikka v. a pack of angry wolves, say 23 of them.

Dikka 21, wolves 17 they got some good legs this year.

BOOOOO!!!!!
 
Bill Swerski: Now, gentlemen, let me ask you this: What if Da Bears were all 14 inches tall, you know, about so high? Now, what's your score of today's game?

Carl Wollarski: Against Da Giants?

Bill Swerski: Yes, give 'em a handicap.

Carl Wollarski: Bears 18, Giants 10. And that would finally be a good game.

Pat Arnold: Yeah, it would be a good game. Mini Bears 24, Giants 14.

Todd O'Conner: What about Ditka? Would he be mini, too?

Bill Swerski: No, he would be full-grown.

Todd O'Conner: Oh, then, uh.. Mini Bears 31, Giants 7.

Carl Wollarski: Oh, hold on. Then I change mine, too. I thought it was Mini Ditka.

Bill Swerski: Okay, gentlemen, another scenario: Da Bears, they don't make it, the plane is delayed.. and the only one who shows up is Ditka. Ditka vs. Da Giants. Okay, score, gentlemen.

Pat Arnold: Alright, after da heart attack, I gotta say Ditka 17, Giants 14. He just barely gets by.
 
hahaha, i totally forgot about mini Dikka.

my favorite is when Chris Farley gets that hot chick on his lap and then starts thinking about his wife back at home, played by him. "you're my Dikka... my Dikka... my Dikka... my Dikka... my Dikka... " :lol: x90238509
 
haha speaking of football:


Editorial: Coach brings in ringers, loses the game anyway
Web Posted: 11/25/2005 12:00 AM CST
San Antonio Express-News

A five-game suspension hardly seems adequate punishment for a private high school six-man league football coach who brought in college-age players during an October game without telling anyone.

Herc Palmquist, head administrator and a coach at Texas Christian School near Houston, not only misled his opponents, he lied to his own team telling them the game was cancelled because of team injuries and they had the night off, the Houston Chronicle reported.

That is the height of unsportsmanlike conduct.

Palmquist is fortunate none of the players on the opposing team from Austin's Not Your Ordinary School were injured.

An assistant coach at the Austin school told the Chronicle there were some pretty nasty hits on the game film but they had no idea they were not playing high school students.

The ruse was uncovered when the parent of a former Texas Christian player found a score on the Internet for the game he thought had been cancelled and contacted the Web master.

An investigation into the matter resulted in Palmquist's suspension by the Texas Association of Private and Parochial Schools, which governs Texas Christian athletics.

It is hard to imagine why this ill-conceived plan was ever carried out.

Palmquist's squad of guys with tattoos and full beards weren't even good players. They lost 28-18 to the younger team.