!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF

[lizard]

guys...here's a pic of the daughter of a girl I went to school with!!

and I'm emailing her to say, hey Chrisy, your daughter is gorgeous! but inside my mind I'm thinking, damn, that's a great looking girl and boy would I @@@@@ @@@ 2 @@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@ @@@@ @@@@@ and then ##$$@@$%$@#$@#$% and then I think, wtf Rick is wrong with you this girl is only 15!!!! Are you some kind of lecherous perv!!!!
oh the humanities.

discuss amongst your friends here.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

that is weird.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'd bang her like a conga drum. Aslong as she's fully developed (as she appears to be), then you aren't too much of a sick basteeed.

 

[Arch]

How young are you, lizard?

 

[lizard]

I keep expecting Tully to appear looking over her shoulder and flashing the horns.

 

[DE]

she's never 15 :O

ah well she's sexually developed you're not a paedophile just a hebephile

 

[lurch70]

that chick is 15???
she looks old enough for the MILF hunter ....

 

[lizard]

I'll be 34 in two weeks.

but I don't feel like a drooling old man yet, having seizures at the sight of a fine looking young woman. Instead my eyes just roll back into my skull and my left leg starts twitching.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Maybe your buddy and his daughter swing? Invite them over for dinner with you and the Mrs.

 

[lizard]

nah I've decided long ago that if I landed one woman I wasn't gonna try to tackle some side action. way too many complications, not to mention, the expense.

 

[Krilons Resa]

15!?!?!?!? ppfftt...

 

[MFJ]

Well, I'm still 17 so she should get ready to RECEIVE MY LOAD.

 

[lizard]

she looks rather demure in that photo but I happen to know that before her mom shipped her to her father in Ohio, she was a hell-raiser, so she just might say,

 

[HarmonyDies....]

Why'd you post her pic on the net? Think her mom would like that =p!

 

[lurch70]

post her full name too ... so this thread comes up when someone is googling her

 

[dorian gray]

haha! two points:
1)your friend, who i would assume is the same age as you, has a 15 year old child.
2)you just posted a pic of your friend's daughter on this forum. i wouldnt be surprised if all of us were placed in a room with her, several of us would actually try and eat her.

 

[lurch70]

I keep expecting Tully to appear looking over her shoulder and flashing the horns.

still waiting for photoshop ...

 

[dorian gray]

having sex with a virgin is uncomfortable.

 

[Captain Beard]

Why is this?

 

[circus_brimstone]

Why is this?

Probably due to all the screaming and flailing.