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I was kidding.
I'm pretty strong with world geography, except Africa & South America, and those places don't count anyway.
I'm pretty strong with world geography, except Africa & South America, and those places don't count anyway.
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
I support markgug's drunk driving, and hope that next time he dies and we will all be spared more of his incessant ass-spewings from there on out
Chromatose
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markgugs said:
If it's helping you tug one out, keep on thinking whatever you need to finish up.
Actually, I use your avatar for that. Reminds me of the map of Hawaii I left on your mum's back yesterday.
man as robot said:Die. Get drunk, drive off of a fucking cliff.
Shows how little you know. We don't have cliffs in NYC, you silly prat.
Erik
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lurch70 said:looks like gugs is preparing for another 6 month leave of abscence from RC
Whatever for?
It'll take more than MajestikDoosh and his merry band of cum dumpsters to shoo me away. This is MY fucking house. Well, mine & Ali's.
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wow. yeah in the US like 2 or 3 drinks is the legal limit, and unless they break out the breathalizer or give you a test, it's up to the cop's discretion. put it this way, i once got pulled over ABSOLUTELY BLITZED for peeling out of the parking lot (of a bar, christ was i smart that nightErik said:
), and the cop just told me to pull over and let my girlfriend drive the rest of the evening. he could've easily hauled my ass away and yanked my license.i suppose he was nice because my girlfriend said "HE FUCKING PULLS THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME!!!" as she hit me. he figured i was in enough trouble.
note: you'll never catch me defending drunk driving. i've done it and i'm not proud of it. but i'm not going to get preachy on someone, especially on a forum like this, jesus.
Erik
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Dude. This thread is so 1 hour ago, and no amount of triple posting is going to revive it. You missed out on the fun
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Hell Mike
fuck melodic black metal
ima old in a bit here:
I know a dude who lost his license because the keys were in the ignition (iz dat korrekt engrish btw?) while he was sleeping dead drunk.
In Sweden, if you drink you don't drive. Except for some people but not even they are allowed to.
I have driven drunk, I backed Böb the Babelövers car into a pile of snow once and then I ate all the grilled chicken and then I passed out in his sofa around six pm. And two more times, one after I got my license. Sorry, I won't do it again but just like everyone else who's done it I'm certain I had control and I wasn't very drunk at all. In fact, I'm sure I'd pass american tests except for that time with böb's golf, but that was just on his lawn anyway.
Last time I had to blow one of those blow-thingies was saturday. Before that I think it was last sunday. I chickened out of the 'HUH, IS IT BROKEN?'-jokes after the cops said the test was negative.
THAT'S ALL. I think.
I know a dude who lost his license because the keys were in the ignition (iz dat korrekt engrish btw?) while he was sleeping dead drunk.
In Sweden, if you drink you don't drive. Except for some people but not even they are allowed to.
I have driven drunk, I backed Böb the Babelövers car into a pile of snow once and then I ate all the grilled chicken and then I passed out in his sofa around six pm. And two more times, one after I got my license. Sorry, I won't do it again but just like everyone else who's done it I'm certain I had control and I wasn't very drunk at all. In fact, I'm sure I'd pass american tests except for that time with böb's golf, but that was just on his lawn anyway.
Last time I had to blow one of those blow-thingies was saturday. Before that I think it was last sunday. I chickened out of the 'HUH, IS IT BROKEN?'-jokes after the cops said the test was negative.
THAT'S ALL. I think.
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