5 stars of Hangovers

spirit crusher said:
ive had a level 7 today
woke up at 6:30
puked
puked again (blood)
puked again (blood)
puked again
fell asleep
wokeup and now i can barely even fucntion and I puked so hard that the blood vessels in my face are popping
edit: Slaget vid Blodsalv is It

Thats not a joke man. Puked blood? Get to the doctor.
 
Shadeg said:
Sometimes I wish I had the 5 star one. There's mornings when you'd kill yourself if you only could. You're laying paralyzed on your bed and it feels like someone is hammering you on the head with a 10 ton hammer. Literally. You'd scream for help but you don't dare to move your lips because the headache is so FUCKING insane you don't dare to move any muscle in your body because you know it'd make your head explode.

Exactly.
 
when jesus walks into the room, steals your fucking beer, pisses on your couch, takes a shit on the coffee table and then pokes your friend (who, coincidentally is wearing a large set of bunny ears) right in the eye before jumping out of the window with your fucking commadore 64 retro console under his arm shouting "INFIDELLLLLLLSSSSS" and masturabating like a banshee.

THATS when you know your fucking drunk.