I found this on the megadeth bulletin board, its rather funny........
Twenty Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument:
1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
2. Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.
3. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
4. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
6. I'm sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
7. Whoa, time out. Football is on.
8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
11. If this is going to last a while, do you mind getting me a beer before we continue?
12. (Trust me) "Don't blame me for your problems".
13. Hurry up with this argument honey, my friends at the bar are waiting for me.
14. "You look just like your mother when you're angry"
15. I'm sorry, what did you say? I must have dozed off there for a second
17. Sweetie, you´re overreacting
18. you sound like my mother
19. Honey, shut up and get back to bed
20. uh-huh
Id actually add that you should just keep your mouth shut and nod your head a lot when a woman yells at you, its far safer for all concerned, they can get **very** scary when they are upset, they make godzilla look like a tiny pest problem.
You cant win.....even when you think you do, you dont.
Twenty Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument:
1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
2. Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.
3. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
4. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
6. I'm sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
7. Whoa, time out. Football is on.
8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
11. If this is going to last a while, do you mind getting me a beer before we continue?
12. (Trust me) "Don't blame me for your problems".
13. Hurry up with this argument honey, my friends at the bar are waiting for me.
14. "You look just like your mother when you're angry"
15. I'm sorry, what did you say? I must have dozed off there for a second
17. Sweetie, you´re overreacting
18. you sound like my mother
19. Honey, shut up and get back to bed
20. uh-huh
Id actually add that you should just keep your mouth shut and nod your head a lot when a woman yells at you, its far safer for all concerned, they can get **very** scary when they are upset, they make godzilla look like a tiny pest problem.
You cant win.....even when you think you do, you dont.
