a beer wench made me a drawing tonight

[NAD]

pretty fuckin' cool if you ask me. she's pretty hot, very elven.

 

[NAD]

haha, the 1-star bandit HATH RETURNED.

saw a pretty bitchen funk cover band tonight, their bassist and guitarist were way smokin.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

sweet. I want a personal beer wench to draw me stuff like this too

 

[Claws of Perdition]

If i had a personal beer wench she wouldnt be drawing

 

[NAD]

i went and saw my other beerwench later, she gave me free beer per usual.

i'm also getting the runaround from my ex-chick. going out friday. she needs to say what's what otherwise i'm off to plow many beerwenches, their sisters, and possibly other older family members. i've had a 3 foot erection for 2 weeks straight now and it's running out of patience.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

just bang them all man, preferably all at once

 

[NAD]

my dick has so much power right now several portions are considering secession to become autonomous entities, so such a thing may be possible very soon, in ways previously unknown.

i'm not jewish, but Project Menorahcock is just around the corner.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

dammit

DAMN WOMEN DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL

ALSO DAMN THIS PENIS DAMN IT ALL TO HELL

 

[NAD]

now is not the time for negative feelings, only positive actions.

oh man that's gay.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

DESTROYDESTROYDESTROYDESTROYDESTROYDEVASTRUKTION

 

[NAD]

well there's always time for that i suppose.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

sorry. I'm trying to take the positive side of this and this is all that's coming out

 

[NAD]

hahahaha

fuckit. i'm done waiting around for shit that's never going to happen, been doing that with women for 10 years now. asked out some other bint the other night (for next week), told a friend to hook me up on New Year's, and will probably go back to the pub in a few nights to get this elf chick.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

thats the spirit! go forth and score, the pimp formally known as NAD.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I support devastruktion, NAD getting laid, and beer wenches.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I support destruction, NAD getting laid, beer wenches, M00se's penile hate and Pyrus's signature.

 

[Krilons Resa]

pretty fuckin' cool if you ask me. she's pretty hot, very elven.

Eleven? You fucking pedo.

 

[Dev]

That's what I read

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Elven? that means she has a +2 dex, -2 con, immune to sleeplike spell effects and she has 60 ft darkvision.

 

[Night Mare]

Elven? that means she has a +2 dex, -2 con, immune to sleeplike spell effects and she has 60 ft darkvision.