A Game: FIND THE FUNNIEST THREAD

[NAD]

If Opeth are anti-Jews I am disgusted and will refyuse to listen to them. Nazi's were wrong. I loved thius band until i noticed this, but it's jsut to much. You are all nazi's if you believe in this, and you will all go to hell, to be with satan.

This is funny as poop.

EDIT: This thread is the winner so far. Antisemitic does not mean you hate Jews, and Opeth are from Germany. Comedy Gold!

 

[J.]

That's friggin' hilarious. oh noes, opeth is nazism!


On a different note from that thread:

Here's hoping Mikael's not an evil Nazi. I can't listen to Graveland for this reason.

From a Slavonic Black Metal thread in GMD:

Nokturnal Mortum, Drudkh and Astrofaes are pure genius. Haven't heard Hate Forest or Lucifugum though.

Uhh, anyone else see some contradiction from this chap?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

damn, you got that one before me. That one is pure fucking gold.

 

[NAD]

HAha! It's getting better! Now he's actually said something correct (Judaism is racial), and the Opethians are jumping down his throat anyhow!

Awesome stuff.

EDIT: Err, is Judaism exclusively the religion? I suppose I meant Jewish is the race. Damn terminomolology.

 

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On a different note from that thread:

From a Slavonic Black Metal thread in GMD:

Uhh, anyone else see some contradiction from this chap?

hes joking all the way through the thread

 

[Ayeka]

I found this pretty amusing...

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=154267

Something I liked about that thread:

In the The Amen Corner, then amen corner was what Nazi's called jewsih shrine is death camps in
WORLD WAR TWO.

Does this mean 60s pop group Amen Corner are Nazis? I always thought there was something odd about Andy Fairweather-Low, now I see what it is...he's clearly a crazy German Nazi bastard subverting our minds with hate!

God damn, you don't 'alf get some stuck up self-righteous bastards in that forum!

 

[Ayeka]

Goddamn it's a pity you lot can't see the FFO forum. That thread has just drifted from homoerotica in FF9 to male pissing habits and urinal etiquette

 

[lizard]

I don't know if its funny funny, but apparently Anna Akerfeldt is a mod on the opeth board and she is deleting any threads not specifically about Opeth. In other words, a "now Playing" thread is threada non grata if its not opeth.

 

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haha i love this.... one of the few decent threads to ever pop up on the opeth forum

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2959248#post2959248

undeniable PROOF that "Master's Apprentices" is a song about Halo (the x-box game)

 

[Under a Stone]

Mikael Åkerfeldt's response to the "Anti-Jew" thread

 

[NAD]

OK, I've been called a satanist, christian, fatty, ugly, rapist, child molestor, racist and now even anti-jew. To be honest, I can only laugh...I think it's extremely funny how some people interpret my lyrics etc.

Hahaha, cool.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=112365

If you have patience to read through all of it, you'll find Alf having sex with a Popple.

 

[Black Winter Day]

It does.

 

[NAD]

Jewpeth.

Ojew.

 

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It's OBVIOUS that the entire "Opeth are anti-jews" thread is a total troll, and I'm willing to bet the troll account belongs to Mr. Darkness Eternal.

*BUZZ* wrong

the correct answer is Koich

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Close enough. I cant even tell the two apart.

 

[Demonspell]

Although I find the whole SOT-Opeth forum conflict has been driven into the ground and contributes to the latter forum being largely unreadable, I do find a sort of perverse pleasure in Akerfeldt having to defend himself after such a ridiculous prank.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

SOT in victory

 

[NAD]

Hahahhahahaha SOT = Opeth board but kicked out due to FAAAAAAAAAGISM aianahahahahhahahahahahahahaha..


fags.

 

[Carbonized]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=154636